First thing is that the windows box is only 32 bit, and that means I lose a chunk of the 4G of RAM I have in there. So my plan went something like this:
- Upgrade windows 7 to 64bit
- Copy across settings, re-install programs
- Create virtual machine for linux
- Copy across settings, re-install programs
- Decomission old linux machine
A bunch of reading suggested things like disabling floppy drives in the bios, disabling USB, etc, all of which were tried to no avail. After about five hours of this I was getting near madness. Mostly because I'd let it start going, it'd be horribly slow, and I'd say to myself "just let it go, it'll take forever but it'll be done", then 20 minutes later I'd get in a rage that I should have to endure such sillyness and reboot and try another method of making it go fast that I'd found. Finally I found that pulling 2 of the 4 G of ram out made it suddenly, magically work at full speed.
So now Windows 64bit is installed, booted, and ready to have me set things up. So I shut it all down, put the RAM back in, re-connected the hard drives (I'd need access to my old hard drives to copy settings across of course), and booted it back up.
Except it didn't boot up. The power light on the motherboard went on, but no fans started, no hard drives whirred to life, and my "powerful" (as of 4 years ago) system seemed dead as a doornail. Still is in fact. I've run through about every troubleshooting scenario I can think of, disconnecting everything, re-plugging everything in, and outside of replacing the power supply (I'll be grabbing one of those later this morning as all of the "spare" ones I have are old and ancient), my only conclusion is that the motherboard decided to fry itself.
Sucky for multiple reasons. I do enough photography stuff that I need the "big" computer and the laptop won't do. So I want to hold off on replacing it completely with a decked out 27" iMac full of RAM and hard drive space in a nice shiny box (a very expensive shiny box that is), and I don't wnat to replace it with a "London Drugs Special" system that'll kinda do what I want, but be still kinda sucky, and I really hate doing what I'm continuing to do which is upgrade bit by bit and have a box stuffed full of parts. Bleah. Fingers crossed that replacing the power supply will work anyway, and the damage will be only about $100 :(