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August 4, 2007

"Geek Tizzy" Defined

When a geek's mind sees the solution to an interesting problem is through a twisty maze of corridors, identifies the path, and leaps into a blur action involving cables, spare hardware, and possibly a screwdriver.

Such as seeing the solution to "how do I download this 150G torrent of 'Dr. Who' episodes in a sane method?" is to attach a spare 150G USB drive to the linux server (even if it only has USB1 on it, quickly install Ubuntu in a VMWare Virtual machine, map the virtual machine's network to the unused internet connection from work, and then download, download, download!

Just as an example of course. Sadly it appears that once again I'm not the first person to think of the phrase. I had the same dissapointment when I coined WhoGasm.

March 30, 2007

More Desk Decluttering Ideas

A nice look at how to declutter your desktop. I don't need all that because I did some of it with my weekend project, however it is a nice idea that I'm sure I can use.

December 23, 2006

Cutest. Picture. Ever.

Oh my. This pic has to be the cutest ever. Seriously. Ever.

December 13, 2006

The Zune Conspiracy, Theory #1

Microsoft released their iPod competitor the Zune, or at least that's what everything things it is. I have two theories (conspiracy theories of course, full tin-foil hat engaged) about what the nefarious plans for the Zune really are however, and they both include the fact that the Zune was never meant to be a serious competitor in the iPod space.

Theory #1
Part of the deal that Microsoft struck to get their Zune store up and running was to pay universal music $1 for every unit sold. Not only is that a bit offensive to me, as it basically is saying that anyone who buys a Zune is going to pirate music, so Universal is going to get it's shake, but it also presents potential problems to Apple.

Because the record industry has now seen that it can get manufacturers of MP3 players to pay on a per unit basis as well as taking a cut from the online music sales, they will no doubt pursue this avenue when their contracts with Apple need re-negotiation. Why accept butter on only one side of the bread when you can have two? Aren't these the same guys who tried (unsuccessfully) to get Apple to raise the prices of songs in the iTunes Music Store from $0.99 to $2.99 or so for newer releases, and create a sliding scale of "new music costs more"?

What's to say that Microsoft was looking at what it would take to compete with the iPod and the iTunes Music Store and found that the only way they could license music was to give the record companies a cut of each unit sold. Obviously they'd know that by doing this that a precedent would be set for the next time that this happened. I'm willing to guess that they are well aware of the slim margins that you get on not only the hardware sales but the online music store as well (I've heard that apple barely gets more than a few cents out of each $.99 purchase, and from experience I know that selling hardware sucks, and I doubt that a huge amount of an iPod sale is profit).

Wouldn't you see this as a chink in the Apple monopoly of music players? Force Apple to get less profit by convincing the people that Apple deals with that they need more of a cut on hardware?

I'm just sayin'...

December 10, 2006

Discovery Lifts Off, We Live in Tomorrow

Sometimes I really forget we live in the world of tomorrow. I watched this video of the launch of Discovery, Mission STS-116 on YouTube and it hit me after the fact that I was watching an immense space vehicle blast into space. Sure, they've been doing this since I was in elementary school, and hell, we have a space station... in space, but still, sometimes it really boggles the mind my mind that these things are here and now. Heck, not that long ago this year we were downloading almost live photo imaging from mars. It's pretty cool to realize that kids who are growing up these days won't ever know a world where people aren't routinely going into space (not the common people yet though), and that a space shuttle lift off is pretty routine.

Random memory:
I was probably about 10 or 12 or something, in the boy scouts at a jamboree over on Vancouver Island and one of the activities was something about space. We had about 9 kids sitting in chairs and we all got assignments of "mission specialist" or "pilot" etc, just like on a real shuttle mission. I think we just watched videos and learned about space missions and NASA, though that sounds pretty lame. Probably not when you're that age though, I remember it being pretty neat. Anyway, something that the teacher said has stuck with me till now. "You will be the generation that walks on Mars." I of course didn't believe it at the time. Now though, twenty odd years later I am starting to believe it. We're getting closer anyway, and probably people my age are pretty much on the cusp of being the ones selected for the mission that will finally land us on another planet.

Now where's my flying car?

December 5, 2006

Geekiest Analogy for Sex Changes

Somewhere in a conversation today at work about someone's friend who had a sex change operation (female to male), when asking why you wouldn't just use a strap on the following was said:


If have a female end and you want a male end, you get a gender-bender, you don't re-crimp the cable!

Possibly the geekiest thing I've heard on the subject. Probably doesn't make any sense to anyone, and is no doubt horribly offensive to anyone who has had a gender change.

November 15, 2006

Welcome to the Monsoon Season

So somehow the valley got transfered to India in the monsoon season. It's been raining non-stop (again) for the last few days.... heck, forecastfox just shows a solid wave going across the 3 day extended forecast! Advantage of taking the train to work is no need to drive in this weather, disadvantage is having to walk through the downpour from the seabus terminal to work (a couple of blocks only, still my jeans are only just drying off now).

Power has been flickering at home all day, so all the machines except for my fileserver are shut down now. The fileserver is the only machine attached to the UPS, which has been given a workout. Luckily I can see it, combined with apcupsd actually works!

Broadcast message from root (Wed Nov 15 13:00:08 2006):

Warning power loss detected on UPS APC350

Broadcast message from root (Wed Nov 15 13:00:09 2006):

Power has returned on UPS APC350...

October 9, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving to my Canadian neighbors of the north. Spent last night over at my parents having some fantastic turkey (yay for leftovers) and am spending the day today doing my best to get into doing some work for both contract stuff and to catch up on some stuff for my real job that's due sometime mid next week that I'm starting to feel a bit / lot nervous about.

Of course, the fact it's a holiday and there's nice weather outside is not helping at all. Hope everyone has had a good one.

September 18, 2006

Dan Osman Remix Video on Youtube

Way cool.... Darren threw me a link to a video of Dan Osman Remix Jumps. Basically a bunch of videos of Dan Osman, psycho climber extraordinaire doing free solo climbing and jumping off of cliffs with nothing but a rope on. Crazy stuff. Some stuff is on a video I have (or to be more precise, at least until I find it again, "had") called Masters of Stone II. Well done remix of videos, brings back memories...

August 30, 2006

A Geek Flat

Some interesting office/toilet server room ideas over at Geek Flat.

Speaking of offices, last sunday me, because it's the wild and crazy life I lead, finally finished the wiring/organization/cleaning of the office. A few weeks ago Firefly and FireflyMom redid the layout, nixed some shelves that were ugly, did an Ikea run, etc. However, at the time I was still balls-deep in the latest project(s), so most of it was left pretty un-done. So sunday I put up the cable management wire-tray I got at Ikea uhmm.... a couple of years ago... a funky snake-like cable management thing from London Drugs I got a couple of weeks ago, de-dusted all the computers, mopped the floors, re-arranged everything, re-wired everything, got rid of the two blocks of wood that have been holding my workstations up off the ground and put them instead on a nifty shelf/holder thing that Firefly got me, dusted, straightened.... etc etc. It looks great now, and the ugly mass of cables that has been sitting on the floor for ages is now an ugly mass of cables attached under the desk :)

The shelves in the link do look cool though don't they?

August 1, 2006

Yet More Random Cuteness

Links passed on by a cute animal loving friend of mine:

July 21, 2006

Dear States South of BC

Dear America, specifically the states immediately below BC;

Thankyou for your gift of the heat wave, it's a nice gift after the moderately blah weather. However, I don't want to melt, so please take it back. If possible throw it somewhere that no one will notice 40C temperatures, such as Death Valley.

Love,

Melting (currently 27C 80F, and 33C (93F) in my living room) BCers.

July 12, 2006

Reason 9,864 to Not Skydive

Every once and a while I think that I should fulfill my mid-life crisis by doing something manly to prove myself, like skydiving. Then I see videos like this and remember why jumping out of a plane at 12,000 feet is a bad idea.

June 17, 2006

Stupid Spammers

Read an actual spam messages today and realized even the stupid nigerian scammers/spammers don't know if they are men or women. Observe.


From: greg whalin <greg1_whalin@yahoo.com>
Subject: please reply this information

Dear Sir,
I am mrs chikago marria from Liberia, my late husband mr Sani marria was killed during the on going war in Liberia.
On one cold evening when we were relaxing in our house in Hebel town in Liberia, the rabels entered my husband
[ ... blah blah ... ]
All i need is for you to help me to transfer this money and to come over there to meet you for business planning if you still insisted.
greg whalin

Sadly I did not respond to Greg/Chikago to receive my millions...

May 31, 2006

Canada's Next Top Model

So I got sucked in to watching Canada's Next Top Model tonight. I doubt anyone in the states will have heard of this, even if they do watch the US version. Basically I heard that it was hosted by the very hot Tricia Helfer (who of course plays Number 6 on Battlestar Galactica) and also be filmed in BC, so I really had no choice except to watch.

I thought that if they could do it right, it could be interesting (hot girls, catfights, and all that fun), and also show off the whole Canadian side of it. If they could showcase the gorgeous scenery we have here, maybe have Canadian cosmetics companies as the sponsers... it could be great.

I'm not going to say it got that, and I'm not going to say it didn't... I reserve judgement for a few episodes. First, what was wrong:


  • The sets felt like a ghetto version of ANTM. In the judging room you could see discoloration in the wall behind Tricia. In one shot you had the girls walking past a mailbox full of grafitti in downtown Victoria, the first photo shoot it looked like they rented the local grungy club for the afternoon. Not everything's going to be new york glitz of course, but I thought they could have given it a bit more glamor.
  • Tricia didn't seem 100% comfortable in the role. I'm not sure if it was because she wasn't being herself because they had to make it feel like the US version. Could have been just my impression of her though, this is the first time I've seen her being something other than a hot Cylon killer.
  • A $domain.yahoo.ca domain for your show? Kinda lame isn't that? The real domain is taken by some bastard domain squatter though :(

Of course, they did a lot of things right as well.


  • Local content, local content, and local content. I cheered with a "Go Vancouver!" and "Go Kelowna!" and "Go Edmonton!" whenever they flashed the girls hometowns on the screen. The attachment to the show changes for me when I know that these are potential models that grew up an hour down the road. Ditto goes for seeing the sights of Victoria and the like. I really hope they do things like "for our challenge this week, we'll go to [insert local sight here]. Come to think of it, it also gives me ideas for my own photography, seeing how the pros do it locally.
  • Gorgeous scenery. Really an awesome showcase of the pacific northwest, and Vancouver Island / Victoria especially.
  • Making it enough like the format and plot of the original that it's easy to get into. I personally would like to see Jay Manual for the whole season cause I like him, but I have a feeling he's just there to ease the transition.
  • Gorgeous girls. Course that's a given.
  • Gorgeous girls who don't mind wandering around with no tops on. Damned censors and their blurry lines!

So I'm going to keep with it.

Hmm.... did I just reveal I watch top model reality shows? No, this isn't published. This is my inside voice.

May 29, 2006

Golden Oldie Text Files

Wow, now I remember why I archive things forever! I ended up re-discovering the "txt" directory on my computer. This has been there for as long as I remember... in fact, it started out as "D:\txt" back in the days when I had a whole 100 megabytes of storage and I split it into 2x50mb and used the D: drive as the storage drive (at least I think it's back to then anyway). I filled up the txt directory with random snippets of stuff I found throughout the net. The directory has stayed with me through countless computer upgrades and has honestly and truely been around for a decade! So maybe now if someone needs my geek cred I just need to whip out my archived txt dump of my Microsoft Mail (before it was outlook I think, just a lonely "mail" icon sitting on with windows 95 desktop) archives from 1996 :)

I'll make a full page for this stuff, but as a teaser, here's a few golden oldies:


  • net.rum - classic stories from computer technology that I found in a file on usenet or some such. Looks like it was created from email messages around 1989/1990 to various newsgroups.
  • Top-Ten - top 10 signs bill gates is worried about linux... this was posted around the time that windows 95 was released (or in the year between when it was supposed to be released and when it actually was). Linux nerdery at it's best.
  • unixfool.txt - Creators admit Unix, C a Hoax.
  • unixwiz.txt - Fred apparently forwarded this to me 11 years ago - how to tell your different types of unix hackers. Unsurprisingly still accurate :)

That's all for now. If people are interested, I'll post a full directory of these, or at least once they are scrubbed for any incriminating evidence :) There is the potential for a lot of very embarrassing files, messages, and screen captures (from back when screen cap meant "log text to a log file") that may make some good friends of mine blush just as badly as myself :)

May 24, 2006

A Podcast For Runners

Here's something neat for all my friends who run and have mp3 players. DJ Steveboy - Mixes is a podcast of songs for running to. Each one has a BPM rating and is basically a mix of electric beats that while I haven't personally run to them yet, sound pretty funky-cool.

It's definately a neat and unique project that I must give steveboy props for.

May 12, 2006

Ear Blanket

Here's some random cuteness for you.... the Ear blanket, quite possibly heart attack inducingly cute. For more cuteness you can also be sucked into Cute Overload.

April 27, 2006

Waking Up On Time

An interesting read on How to Get Up Right Away When Your Alarm Goes Off. I really need this, my routine while unemployed has gotten really bad. I'm sleeping the same amount I think, just my sleep cycle has shifted from 10pm-7am to 12am or 1am to 9am or 10am. That said, I'm posting this at midnight and am thinking I should do a bit of Half Life 2 playing before hitting the hay :)

Had a second interview today for a company a buddy of mine works at. Seem like really good guys, relaxed, very geeky, and a place that I think I'd be happy working at. Couple of weeks before I'd find out though I think, as the big boss is out of the country right now. I also finally was able to put my invoice in to $ex-work for the work I've done over the last month. Yay, because ye-ol-mortgage is coming up quickly.

April 12, 2006

DIY Rackmounts

Ooooohhhhh.... how to make How-To: Rackmount your gear for cheap. I'm adding this to my TODO list :)

April 7, 2006

How to Pull An All-Nighter

Some cool instructions on How to pull an all-nighter.
And last but not least, don't be a wimp. You have to be hardcore. You want that all-nighter. You need that all-nighter. You will get that all-nighter, and then you will tear a phonebook apart with your teeth.
Man, I could have used some of this info back in the college days, I just went on coke and the fear of not having whatever it was that was needed done for the next day.

April 2, 2006

The OLD Ufies.org Server

One of the things I was petrefied of with the old UFies server was rebooting. The long delay as the scsi started up, various BIOS screens popped up and asked for attention, what if the updates I'd done over the last 2 years since the last time the box was rebooted had some unintended effect that wasn't noticable until the new kernel was in. It wasn't so much that I was worried that it wasn't fixable, I've been doing this stuff for long enough that anything is fixable, it was the fact that the server is physically an hour and a half drive from me, and if whatever needed to be done needed more than a reboot and hitting 'y' to a fsck prompt, it was a crappy trip out. So something I was interesting in doing with the old ufies box when I had the new one in (and the new one is in and has minimal if any actual issues with the install come up) was to do an update and see what happened. I was actually pretty impressed. I rebuilt all packages, updated everything, set up the latest kernel (vs the 2.6.4 kernel that it was running), and rebooted. No issues coming up. Nice to know I was extra paranoid for nothing :)

March 6, 2006

Fun With Friends

Some friends came in from out of town and a small meet up was arranged. It was cool to get together and geek out a bit. Topics discussed included:
  • Comic books
  • Movies
  • Bad movies
  • Horrible movies
  • Partitioning schemes
  • Politics
  • etc...
Best quote of the night had to be:
There is no good way to spin shooting your friend in the face.
Referring of course to the vice prez's mishap. I also got a pointer to BZR a new and interesting version control system. Has some interesting looking features, definately going to be checking this out in the next few days. This weekend was a "get shit done" weekend. Firefly is out of town so I ended up spending most of the weekend running around and taking things back, cleaning things, buying things, and other "tasky" stuff like that. I'm pretty happy with the resulting things crossed off my sizable "todo" list. Random misc stuff:

February 28, 2006

Snow? In February?

Saturday FireflyMom came by and we were going to do some work on the steps and other various niggly bits around the house. After determining it was really cold outside and we'd be much better served to do things inside, we left the steps (and the outdoor cutting it would require) and moved to dealing with the back of the basement, which we are clearing out so we have a starting point for the work to do. Cutting things down from the huge "We have to do the basement" job to "we are going to do the back room of the basement" reduces my stress a bunch. That area has been cleared out of stuff for a week or two now so we got to the next step which was ripping particle board off the walls. Early in the afternoon we had one of those cases where we took a break and never came back to work :) I think I ended up napping on the couch while watching War Games out of one eye. Anyway, a bit into this Firefly came up the stairs and said it was snowing outside. Sure enough, tiny minute little flecks (no flakes) were coming down. I was sure it wouldn't last... hell, it's late February in BC, I know what the weather is like here! Well, I was kinda right. The flecks did stop, and actual snow started. By the end of the evening we had a good couple of cm on the ground, and it was pretty damn slippy I found out when I headed out to buy some groceries. True to BC fashion though, it was all gone by morning :)

February 8, 2006

Amazing Pics of China

Link from digg.com with some Amazing Photos of China. A little over-saturated IMHO, yet still beautiful. So anyone know anyone there I can stay with? :)

December 21, 2005

Photo Tour of VW Plant

This post is for my good buddy Fred.... a tour of the Transparent Factory in Dresden, where they build nifty VW stuff.

December 16, 2005

Crazy Climbing Russian Guy

Not as cute as the previously posted kitten, this video of a Russian climbing is nuts. The guy is ripped, strong, agile like Jackie Chan, and pretty nuts. Urban bouldering at it's best. Most impressive. Via Darren Barefoot. This is actually called Parkour, which is basically the art of running and jumping over and around things smoothly. I saw a video on this ages ago, was extremely cool.

December 2, 2005

More Snow

Snow 2005 Part 2 More snow last night, and this morning the street was basically a skating rink. Took me about 5 tries to get out of the driveway, just working up the speed and momentum to get up the hill from the bottom to get up to the street. This of course avoiding any of the kiddies walking to school. I have to admit, part of the joy I get from snow (and I've been singing "let it snow" for the last few days) is from a perverse and sick enjoyment of the chaos it creates. This morning watching the local news their news alerts were things like "10 gallons of oil spilled at big-street and bigger-street", "random street closed due to ice" and the like. I love it! Of course, living close to work and the ability to work from home helps me enjoy this far more than people who have to drive any distance to work :) Hope everyone's safe this morning BTW.

November 29, 2005

First Snow of 2005


First Snow of 2005
Originally uploaded by abailward.
Last night I was told by a couple of people that we were getting snow... since my spidey senses didn't detect incoming snow, I scoffed. However, come the evening, lo and behold a few dots of white were falling. Not more than a sprinkling, hardly enough to get my windshield even wet even. This morning, well, snow, snow and more snow.

The tracks on the driveway after leaving home look like some sort of snakes and ladders game as I skidded up the driveway trying to get traction, and the roads up to the major ones anyway, were nice and slippery. ScoobyD says it's supposed to freeze tonight as well, whohooo!

I took a crappy camera phone pic of a really indistict road by work to show off what it looks like, though honestly this is more a test of a) flickr, b) it's blog post function and c) it's phone upload feature. All seem to (so far) work pretty well. Now just to get a better picture...

October 27, 2005

What Is Amazon Trying to Tell Me?

Randomly went to amazon today and clicked on the 'Alan's store' link, where they put in books that their algorithms think that you would like.
So is there some subtle message here that I should be getting?

October 12, 2005

Cuteness

This post is for Firefly, a pointer to this cute picture (with a subtle commentary on interracial dating as well, but mostly cuteness). Here's the link where I originally got the image (a discussion on fark.com on interracial dating). Did I say it made sense? :P

October 7, 2005

Google RSS Reader

Well, Google's gone and done it again with a web-based RSS News Aggregator. Simple and easy, sexy and fast. Just when I was going to check out something like Bloglines or Feedlounge (not open to the public yet though). The Google reader will get a full workout from me in the next couple of days, it looks pretty overloaded right now though, as about 80,000,000 geeks are currently knocking it down to it's knees.....

September 20, 2005

Where Did Steve Fonyo Go?

A link for my buddy Brad, who was wondering the other day Whatever Happened To... Steve Fonyo. Sounds like he's on a bit of a roller coaster, though he lives just down the road from me (well, figuratively speaking.... more like just down the road from Dana).

September 18, 2005

Did the Terry Fox Run

Today I ran 5km and raised $70 for cancer research for the Terry Fox Run, and it felt great.

September 13, 2005

Did you Hear... ?

Did you hear that Burns Bog is on fire? If so, don't bother the Vancouver Fire Department, they noticed already :) (fark link)

June 21, 2005

Nifty Wallpaper

Not the coolest pic ever, but this image is still pretty neat, if you have 4 monitors stacked on top of each other that is :)

May 23, 2005

Sometimes I Really Get Around

You know what's really weird? Looking for a solution to a problem and finding a page pretty much exactly suited to what you're doing. Then after going through it realizing that you were the one who originally wrote this and submitted it years ago as a helpful snippet of code...

April 11, 2005

Snow? In April??

Did I just get teleported to Edmonton or something? It's snowing outside. SNOW! It was a bit nippy walking back to my car from work today, and I did think "gosh, it almost feels like winter again", but never seriously thought that it was winter!
Sorry for the sucky picture, but this was just a bit too insane not to record!

March 22, 2005

Dreaming About Microsoft

I had a seriously messed up dream last night. I was at the microsoft campus, and for some reason was being shown an unreleased version of visual studio (2005 maybe?). Robert Scoble was there as was another lady who was a programmer and was showing me things in the system. At one point I saw some oddness in the UI, a missing ":" on a label, or a strangley put together dialog box, and mentioned it. The lady nodded understandingly and then made notes to fix it! I was overjoyed! Empowered! I felt myself being sucked into the Microsoft kool-aid vortex! I said that they should bring me back later and I could go through and give them more feedback (obviously they didn't have people that could do that already), and they agreed. I told Robert "now this is getting users involved!" Sadly, this was a dream. However, since it was a dream I can reveal a few details of the upcoming release of windows that I was privy to in my dream. They have changed the BSOD screen color. It's now more of a dark grey-ish blue, and the text has a cool frame around it with a Giger-like monster (or was it Doom 3 like?) either in the frame or animated underneath the BSOD screen dump. I guess in a couple of years I'll get to see if I'm clairvoyant or not!

February 23, 2005

Cuteness through Mixed Parentage

Nothing says cute like a freakish mix of zebra and donkey. Thanks Etan for the Zeedonk pic.

February 9, 2005

Lucky!

How'd you like to find out that your computer class wouold be done on all new hardware, and that it was something sexy like this? I couldn't wait either :)

January 27, 2005

More Legos

A friend of my from ex-work sent me a link to his friend Eric and his LEGO pages. Seems the guy quit his job as a Java programmer at Sun to build lego. Makes me want to buy more lego, and get my lego from my parents place so I can make my own Tux! There is also a link from there into the Lego Set Database. Can't find any of my old sets in there yet though.

January 17, 2005

Weather Update

Well, the snow and freezing rain have stopped and given way to rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, and some rain. It was coming down hard this morning and has been like that ever since. The news tonight was full of floods caused by rain on top of frozen ground, ditches going out, parking lots flooded (one lady got a nasty surprise when she tried to cut through the water of one parking lot in Langley and discovered that there was a ditch under the water as well), an underground parking lot flooded, and many more flooding related clips. Makes me really glad I live on a hill and that the creek beside the house is in a big ravine :)

January 4, 2005

Playing with Gallery2

Scoobyd mentioned she was playing around with Gallery2, which I didn't even know existed. Gallery1 is a pretty decent way of having a photo album on your site, but isn't really geared towards Photoblogs, but more random images, or images submitted by people (and it look(ed|s) like it might be growing into a monstrosity like PHP-Nuke did). Anyway, Gallery 1 wasn't bad, but the install was possibly the most complicated simple install I've ever seen. 900 screens of stuff that looked horribly complex, but really you just hit "save" or "next" or "next tab" or "next page" or whatever it was. Anyway, looks like they've done a lot of work on it. I downloaded and installed it quickly, installed, and was impressed.
  • Database (mysql, postgresql) driven, so scalable to the Nth degree
  • New clean look and feel (though it needs more themes)
  • The slickest install I think I've ever seen, really, top rate
  • Inclusion of some nice tools such as the Java Upload applet and a panorama viewer applet (full size images only)
  • Much nicer laid out configuration and administration setup
  • Modules so you can include or exclude options, such as users, voting, random image blocks, etc.
I've put up an import of my original gallery up here to check out the look and feel. However, I haven't seen any huge problems with it, and while they are recommending caution (it's at alpha-4 stage), I'd say give it a shot and see how you like it.

December 9, 2004

One of those Bad Dreams

Know those dreams where you wake up and get ready to go to work, then wake up to find that you have to go through the whole thing again? I had one of those, except that I got to work and started answering the phone and making calls out before I realized that no, I was still in bed. Ugh. Where's the coffee again?

September 22, 2004

Who is Your Superhero?

Darren asks who is our superhero?

Howard Stern? The number of hot girls he gets to undress for him and the dirt that he can convince people to tell him (and his millions of listeners) makes me wonder if he has super powers of some sort....
That guy from Unbreakable? He was a pretty cool imagining of a "real" superhero who is in our "real" world.

Maybe we don't have one, or we don't remember because we got old? Back in the day were the mutant ninja turtles our superheros? Did the people from the 50's know that superman was their superhero, or something so grand, or was he just another character in stupid kids books?

Maybe this generation has a superhero already and we don't know it (as 20-30somethings) because it's some stupid sunday morning cartoon that is all modern and new and has none of the charm of the real cartoons from "back in the day".

Another thing is that superheros are timeless in a way. They have all pretty much been re-invented over the last 50 years, some (superman, spiderman, x-men, et all) more than others, and some of the new ones (I assume anyway) are kept and re-written through a darwinian marketing system where if the new character ends up interesting enough he'll be re-invented sometime down the road by another writer or artist.

Maybe the Internet, a television in every room and MTV killed our superhero? Probably the best answer is to ask the nearest 7 year old, I'm sure he knows better than you or I!

September 16, 2004

Quote for Dana

Went out today and had a nice lunch with Dana and got to geek out a bit as well as talking about life, the universe, and everything. Came across a great quote for you in the latest Linux Journal:

If we believe we "own" the customer we will quickly die". - Juna Toivari, EVP, Head of Authentication and Certificate services, Nordea Bank, July 2004

I have to admit that I originally read it as "owe" not "own", which related more, but when I typed it in I read properly. Oh well, still a good quote :)

August 31, 2004

GMail Invites Available

Just FYI I have five invites to GMail, the funky new google webmail that's in beta but works fine, available. First few who email me get 'em. So if you want 'em, fire away.

June 24, 2004

Life Assessment Quiz

Mark points to this nifty life assessment quiz. Thankfully this isn't the standard stupid quiz that you see most of the time. I haven't taken it yet, so I can't say how messed up I am. Probably to scared to find out.

May 18, 2004

Transitionitus

I'd like to coin a new term please.

tran

May 5, 2004

Deep Thought for the Night

Do you go against the norm because you are a rebel, or are you a rebel because you go against the norm?

April 25, 2004

Cute Kitten Pics

Awwwww.... Wonder if they'd let me keep these kittens in the apartment? Sure a bit bigger than the ones I have now, but very cute, and probably better than a heater in the winter assuming you could convince them to come on the bed. Well, and find room yourself. From the *ist-D gallery where *ist users are posting their goodies.

March 31, 2004

Broadband Vs. Dialup

Nice look at what sucks and what doesn't as far as broadband vs. dialup. It's been.... what, 7 or 8 years since I got my first DSL connection, so I really don't know what it's like anymore. I'm jonesing for something faster, say, an OC12 directly into the brainstem :)

March 17, 2004

Nice Uhm.... Calendar

I'm now in the recently-completed downstairs area at work for a bit while the upstairs is finished off. Each time I go upstairs I pass by a girl at her desk with a nature themed calendar with March's animal being a great Canadian symbol. For some reason right now it's very hard for me not to walk by her and say "nice beaver."

Must.... control... urge... to be... fired... for... sexual.... harassment.....

March 3, 2004

Two Mysterious MS Forces Merged As One

Damn, someone beat me to it. Originally I had posted this entry as a reminder to myself to post a picture of scoble dressed up like the MSN butterfly thing, but somehow it was posted as live instead of draft, so whoever saw it just saw a copy of the blog entry that I had quoted, making me look like a total knob. Oh well, mine wouldn't have been as good anyway.

February 20, 2004

Robosapien - Coolest Toy Ever

If you're wondering what to get me, please consider the Robosapien, quite possibly the coolest looking toy ever. It actually looks surprisingly like a cool robotic arm I used to have as a kid, which you could control with two joysticks.

Random Acts of Flowers

Darren Barefoot is for collecting donations to help pay for the cost of sending flowers to random couples (gay and straight) in San Fransisco. It's a pretty cool idea, and many thanks to Darren for recognizing the problem with delivery cost and helping to fix it. On a similar note, Kethryvis pointed out this website and gallery of "Justly Married" couples getting married and waiting to get married in SF.

February 6, 2004

F-16 Ejection Footage and Pics

Wow, the image of the day today is of an F-16 Thunderbird pilot just as he ejects. The info link has video and other pics.

Oh, and UFies appears to be crashed/halted/offline. Great. Probably the box is getting scared because today it has to go home. I'm sure it'll be rebooted soon and come up before it is taken down and replaced tonight.

January 11, 2004

Weblogs in Another Language

Through a post on Nat.org I ran through Katrin.is. I'd say that she's a very interesting person, with an interesting life, but I'd only be half sure. Seeing as I don't read Icelandic it was a bit hard to figure out exactly what was going on. However, it was pretty neat to try. Going purely off of links, urls pattern recognition and pictures you can decipher a great deal about a person (or rather, their blog), even when it is in a totally foreign language.

December 15, 2003

Impressive Managerial Service

I don't know if I should be surprised or impressed or not, but I have to say I was happy to get a call this afternoon from my building manager saying he'd gotten the request for work order I had dropped off (around 10 the night before, dropped off to the local building manager, the person calling was the "real" manager) saying that the toilet handle had busted. He got my permission to go into the apartment and fix it, and did, simple as that.

December 9, 2003

More Forensic Analyis

To go with Dana's presentation /. linked to a good article on analyzing a spam compromise where a machine was attacked and used to send spam. This article goes through the detection and analysis. Very interesting!

New Gallery Release

New version of Gallery released. I've updated my install with one of there pre-packaged looks.

December 5, 2003

New Spam Tactic

This is new.... providing useful information in spam. I just got an email with the following:

Subject: Broken link in www.arcterex.net

There appears to be a problem on this page of your site.

  On page http://www.arcterex.net/news-to-98.html
  when you click on "me",
  the link to http://www.arcterex.net/alan@northco.net
  gives the error: Not found.
  Suggestion: You may have forgotten the "mailto:"

As recommended by the Robot Guidelines, this email is to explain our robot's activities and to let you know about one of the broken links we encountered. [product that I shall not name] does not store or publish the content of your pages, but rather uses the link information to update our map of the World Wide Web.

Are these reports helpful? I'd love some feedback. If you prefer not to receive these occasional error notices please let me know.

So it's obviously spam for a link checking product of some sort, but it's providing actual useful (kinda) information. Assuming anyone is going to click on a link in a very old page that goes to a very old email address of course. I'm a little torn as this is a new tactic, and I do appreciate being told about broken links... sadly though, I can't say for sure that it's not "true" spam, or someone looking for valid emails. It is probably a "valid" marketting attempt to show that they have a useful product and are showing you that and selling a service. No apparent forged email headers, but it does have some email headers that make it look like it's tracking something (ID, SID, UID, etc). Still, unsolicited email these days goes straight to the bit bucket.

November 3, 2003

Ease in Vacuuming

When I saw Richie's post about how he got an automated roomba Robotic Floorvac I was interested... get 'em at costco, not clean, heck, it does hardwood it says, so I could let it loose in the apartment and not worry about dust and cat hair....

But then I read about how smart they are and how it tried to escape. Heaven knows what it could do with a little time on it's hands.

November 2, 2003

Chunky Coder, Hack Thyself

The Hacker's Diet. Interesting stuff, will have to read more of it. Not sure how it fits in the Atkins type diets or if it's just another way to get people to think about what they are eating though.

October 31, 2003

The 800lb Gorilla Theory

Diego has a great quote that I couldn't help repeating here in his latest bout of Microsoft love (well, not really).

[...]So, news flash, Microsoft: you are not the underdog. You are not even the proverbial 800-pound Gorilla. You are the only Gorilla left because all the other Gorillas are dead and you have the steaming machine gun in your hands.

Can't say I disagree. Microsoft has really seemed to get on the "woe is me" attitude lately, brought forward in many quotes from higher up execs giving speeches about how they are focusing on security, (though perfect code is not needed apparently). The attitude is also brought forth by the Microsoft hired flag wavers such as Scoble, who has an interesting combination of "we are so amazing" and "we can only do so much, we're doing our best, we love you guys".

As others have pointed out, Microsoft has something like 50,000 employees, and are focused on a huge number of projects with a wide array of focus for world domination expanding their product line. Poor, poor Microsoft.

October 22, 2003

On Britney Spears

Was flipping channels tonight and saw a bit of the "countdown" to Ms. Spears new video. While waiting for this no doubt earth shattering even they have other videos of hers and interviews. I was struck while watching one of these interviews by how.... oh what's the word.... "vacant" she is. Sorry B, while there is no doubt that you're a hottie, it ain't gonna happen.

One of the questions the interviewer asked was "do you consider yourself sexy?" <clips of Britney Spears dressed as slutty as can be, wet and gyrating with groups of men and women in various videos of hers flash across the screen> Her reply (paraphrased) "No.... I don't think I'm butt ugly though. I don't like people who go out and try to be sexy," <more gyrating> "it has to be natural." I'm not sure if she was trying to be ironic, funny or not.

October 17, 2003

My Law of Technology


The problem with any sufficiantly useful network technology is that it will be used to distribute porn and warez.

-- Arc's laws of the internet.

The corollary to this of course, would be something about getting your ass shut down and then sued by the RIAA or MPAA.

October 13, 2003

Lets Sue Everybody!

Just saw this story while watching CNN while delaying doing some bookkeeping. Basically a 12 year old girl was hit by a drunk driver and was paralyzed. A very sad story, my heart goes out to her parents. They of course, sued... but they didn't sue the drunk driver who hit them. No, they sued the NFL. Why? Because he was on his way back from a football game.

*boggle*

Just in case you had any doubts as to his reasoning behind suing the NFL, the family went on TV and he said that "... they [the stadium] were my clients.... I know how much the appreciate sales of alcohol." (paraphrased from memory). Now I understand that they want to keep their daughter taken care of in the future, but to go on national TV and say flat out "we're suing because they have lots of money"? Yes, the guy had been buying booze at the game, and yes, he was an asshat and drove home. But hell, why not sue his car manufacturer for not having safeguards to prevent driving while over the legal limit, or the parking company for not noticing a drunk man getting into a car while leaving their lot? Oh right, because the NFL has lots of money.

Gotta love it!

October 10, 2003

Multi Monitor Heaven

Found it! this picture is the one I was talking about when I mentioend multiple monitors. It's real, not fake, using a technology that allows you to link up slave computers for displaying graphics. No idea what the website is, as this isn't the place I originally saw the pic.

There's some other funny stuff in the next/previous as well, including some not safe for work content, cute kittens, discusting and disturbing things.

Aerogel is Cool

A guy here at work brought in a small sample of Aerogel, a material that is 99.8% air, incrediably light, works as an insulator, and is the lightest known manmade solid. It is designed for the space program to aid in the collection of space dust.

It's so light and translucent it almost isn't there, yet it is a solid! You can hold it in your hand and bounce it up and down and it makes a cool "clicking" noise when it comes down and hits your skin. Very neat stuff, but a bit expensive if you can find it. There are some ebay auctions for it though.

The guy said that it was one of those things you see and just can't not buy, and it is pretty cool. No idea what a normal person would need with it though, other than to show others and have them go "coooooooool".

October 9, 2003

Reflex Crack

Damn you Erik! It is worse than crack! 0.266 is my best so far.

October 8, 2003

Cats

Some pictures of cats for Firefly.

October 7, 2003

Christian Views on Sexual Ethics

An interesting site with a Christian's thoughts on sex, dating and a mess of other stuff. Not my point of view, but interesting reading nontheless, as among other things, they pose a lot of questions like "Are there certain texts that are cultural and thus don't apply to those of the 21st century?"

October 4, 2003

A Special Something For My Friends

This is for Del, Brian and Darren, who will understand.

October 3, 2003

The PhatBox Car MP3 Player

The PhatBox even has voice control and feedback (ie: speaking the names of artists as you scroll through them). Horribly geeky and expensive, but the demo makes it seem pretty nifty. Oh, and I'm finding it (or other musical devices) just in time for the ArcterBirthday!

Yes, I know I don't have a hope.

September 26, 2003

Meet People

Lance has a great post about meeting people and how to identify other interested parties. He came up with The Inqueery Gesture, a shoulder shrug (SYN) followed by the confirmation by lip lick (SYN,ACK) or denial by scowl (NAK). Nothing to close the handshake like sequence though, maybe walking away could represent the final FIN. His concern is meeting other men, which doesn't apply to me (actually meeting women doesn't apply to me either anymore, but that's besides the point), but I've long proposed that a system is needed for everyone (especially geeks) to find out if they are interested or not quickly and without the embarrassment of actually talking to them.

My idea, years ago now, was that everyone gets a little LCD implanted in their forhead that has vital information like sexuality (straight/gay/bisexual), mental state (psycho/not psycho), relationship state (single/attached/undecided) (very important this one IMHO) and interest level (interested/not interested/you are a toad).

The one downside of this would be that everyone would have an LCD implanted in their head, but I think the benifits would far outweight the disadvantages.

September 9, 2003

More Stupid Advertising

Stupid commercialization of the shitty interweb Do people really fall for this shit? Just for a lark I loaded up a link from spam that got through my spam filter. The subject was funny as well, holy pretend-techspeak: "ISP Alert - Ticket ID: 1638505610 - Type(t)". Sounds pretty fucking important huh? If they could have made the subject line a different color and flash at me I'm sure they would have. I'll be the next version of outlook / outlook express will let them though.

They were of course using standard (lame) fear tactis they hope that an iFrame (embedded frame in a window) loaded with a URL of "C:\" to make it look like your hard drive contents are available from online will make you want to download their product.

Do they really believe that based on information that's easily available from the fact I'm going to their page I'm going to think that my ISP is a) under investigation and b) tracking me? Fuck off.

Going to the same page using Links, a text based webbrowser the results were even funnier.

Your ISP is cooperating: UFIES
They know you are using: Unusual type of browser
Your computer is: an unusual type of OS

I've always hated "sales" and commercials. A lame blanket statement to be making I realize, but I'm a jaded, bitter bastard. I'm also inandated by people and companies lying to me, putting flashing lights and moving boxes, signs and graphics in front of me from pretty much the time I get up until the time I go to sleep to try to convince me I need something that they are selling, whether I need it or not. Sadly unless I do move to a cave somewhere I can't get away from it, from the roadside billboards proclaiming "you looked! billboard advertising works, call NNN-NNNN to get your ad here" to unwanted email from airlines telling me how their flights to calgary are now only $90, with lots of small print telling me that a $30 charge for this, and a $10 charge for that, are not included. It pisses me off.

The above ad pisses me off as well, but also makes me sad, because no doubt someone has been fooled.

The next email that graced my box was more spam, an old friend Nancy (must have forgotten her somewhere along the way) telling me about a great online pharmacy she found, and asking me to say hi to everyone. Fuck you Nancy.

I fear for the future.

Anyone selling a cave in the mountains somewhere?

August 30, 2003

They're not Lining Their Pockets... Noo...

Wow. When I read this story from Baghdad Burning I was pretty well shocked. Not surprised, but shocked. Now, I do take it with a grain of salt, as I do pretty much everything I read on this here interweb thingy, but still, even if the numbers are cut in half, or doubled either way....

First of all, go read it for yourself. River, a very cool girl blogging in Baghdad is an excellent writer and is getting as much fame as Salam Pax. The short story can be cut down into a couple of quick points:

  • Iraq is not some backwoods hickville.
  • Re-building is having to happen because there was something there before.
  • One of her cousins has spent 17 years in bridges and structural engineering and has had a hand in rebuilding many of the bridges destroyed by the first Gulf War.
  • He estimated $300,000 to rebuild a bridge damaged by bombing.
  • The US company that got the contract estimated the cost at over 150x the original estimate.
The story has to be read for the full impact, but as Firefly so delicately put it "No, they're not lining their pockets!"

Aren't their rules against this sort of thing? I mean, that's just stupid. Wonder what the American taxpayers who are being told it'll cost something like $90,000,000,000 to rebuild Iraq would think of this? Would they care, or call it good business sense or something?

Again, read the whole thing. I'd paste it here, but Doc Sears already did that.

August 25, 2003

The Perfect Cup Of Tea

A slashdot article pointed to where The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (website) has some great tips on how to get the best cup of tea. The article notes that Harrods Blend 42 Earl Grey is the best type out there, and I personally have loved Twinning Earl Grey (loose, not that bagged crap) since I was introduced to it by mom eons ago, but would love to try some of this Harrods stuff. Maybe dad can bring me back some from England when he goes (please?). Anyway, good tips in there to try to increase the quality of my tea making.

When the kettle has boiled, pour a little of it into a tea pot, swirl it around and tip it out again. Put a couple (or three, depending on the size of the pot) of tea bags into the pot (If I was really trying to lead you into the paths of righteousness I would tell you to use free leaves rather than bags, but let's just take this in easy stages). Bring the kettle back up to the boil, and then pour the boiling water as quickly as you can into the pot. Let it stand for two or three minutes, and then pour it into a cup. Some people will tell you that you shouldn't have milk with Earl Grey, just a slice of lemon. Screw them. I like it with milk. If you think you will like it with milk then it's probably best to put some milk into the bottom of the cup before you pour in the tea.1 If you pour milk into a cup of hot tea you will scald the milk. If you think you will prefer it with a slice of lemon then, well, add a slice of lemon.

August 24, 2003

Public Service Announcement on Infomercials

To the people in charge of the "Good Feet" informercial, which I was forced to watch during my run this morning: Try not to hire a spokeswoman who looks like a heroin addict.

That is all.

August 6, 2003

On Gay Rights

LMB has a really good article and links on gay rights and thoughts on what makes it such an issue. I have to agree that I'm with him in the "who the fuck cares" category.

July 28, 2003

Freaks!

Oh man, the freaks out there scare me more than ever. Just saw this in my webserver logs:

(Edited so it doesn't make the browser do that ugly horizontal scroll thing, but not to protect the IP of the pervert).

Linking to Images On Someone Else's Site

The sucky part about linking to images on other people sites is that while you do take their bandwidth, the image can change on you.

July 23, 2003

Free Airshow in Chilliwack

Cool, thanks to DB and Shaggy for pointing out, and then passing on info about, the Chilliwack Flight Fest, a free airshow featuring the snowbirds, a BBQ, skydiving and stuntplanes, all for free admission. I'm in, and the weather looks to be great. Anyone else want to come along?

July 15, 2003

Creating a Community

There is a big debate going on in the blog community about the format of site syndication. It seems that some are trying to keep the old formats, and there's all sorts of argument about the new (proposed) format. Tig had some good comments on this. I personally don't care one way or the other, but would like to pass on some words of wisdom given to me by a smart guy (don't remember if it was illiad or yohimbe actually).

"If you build a community you can't be a part of it."

So if you are in charge of say, creating a syndication format, you can't expect to be part of the bloggin community. Because by being the creator you are going to keep trying to mold the community into what you want, instead of letting it evolve naturally.

Take the ARS talkback on userfriendly.org for instance. Yohimbe wrote the thing, and figured (like me) that there'd be one, maybe two posts on there a day. Turns out there are hundreds and the system has turned into a BBS system of sorts. I don't understand these people, and neither does he, but he keeps out of the BBS and lets it go on by itself doing whatever it will end up doing.

And that's all I have to say about that. Oh, except that the whole RSS/(n)echo/bignamehere thing is stupid, they are blogs where people put things that they think, nothing more. Geez.

Been There

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July 11, 2003

Some Random Morning Things

I'm later than usual this morning so here are some things I don't want to forget
  • Hilarious video - work safe, funny, asf format.
  • http://www.skadz.com/junt - has two amusing posts at the top. Will have to check back and peruse the rest of the site.
  • Hi. I'm black! looks good as well, found via a comment, and he's got a great domain name. Will have to persuse later as well.
  • Note to self: Check CCRA site about homogenized tax credit stuff or call at 800-959-1953.
  • Daily pic up soon... gotta run!

July 10, 2003

BC Allows Same Sex Marriages

And about time too. I'm glad that BC has decided to join the couple of other provinces out there that have decided to lift the ban on same sex marriages. Good for BC. As I understand it same sex couples pay their taxes as if they were married, but don't actually get any of the benifits.

Of course, some aren't as happy about the whole deal, saying:

Bruce Clemenger, president of the Evangelical Fellowship of Canada, says in a press release. "We are dismayed that the Ontario Court of Appeal would declare that heterosexual marriage, an institution which has served humankind for millennia, is unconstitutional, discriminatory and, by implication, contrary to Canadian values."

Last time I looked, heterosexual marriages weren't unconstitutional or discriminatory, but denying homosexual marriages was. Big difference there, but of course, everyone's gotta twist words to make them follow their own adgenda.

Personally I'm glad that now men and women of all genders and sexual orientations have the same rights as everyone else to make the same mistakes with marriage that everyone else can. If you've been together from 10 years you should be allowed to be legally married (ignoring a rant about how "legal" marriage is just bondage put upon people by the state for the purpose of control... I'll put my tinfoil hat away for now) just like any other couples, and enjoy the same benifits.

This'll be a touchy subject I'm sure, there is a good post on metafilter about this with some of the arguments from each side and the idea that gays and lesbians should use the term "union" instead of "marriage" and it's religous overtones, even if the laws applying to a "union" were exactly the same as that of a "marriage" (enough "quotes" for you?).

Personally I'm glad that another vestige of discrimination has started to go away. It'll be interesting to see what happens (the start of the end of the world for some people I'm sure). There's a lot of people talking about this as well.

July 8, 2003

Garibaldi Grad 1993 Site is Up

In case anyone is looking (and based on my logs, at least a couple are), the currently minimul website for my 1993 grad class from Garibaldi Senior Secondary in Maple Ridge is up at http://garibaldigrad93.com Not much content there yet, but I figure this'll help things get indexed by the search engines. "Go Garibaldi Rebels!"

(Long write up on the actual reunion still coming when I have time btw)

July 4, 2003

Party it up Olympic Style in Vancouver

Well, we (Vancouver) won the olympic bid and most people are pretty excited. There is a big party tomorrow at the Plaza of Nations from 12 to 2 that I want to go to. Threw a quick email to the folks nearby to hope to get a group together for an outing. I had zero desire to try to be the wrangler to organize things, so I guess we'll see if anyone is interested before I worry about trying to figure out carpools and the like. I figure that we can worry about carpooling up to the skytrain or whatever, and then just say to everyone who does want to come "meet at place X at time Y" and you can get there however you want.

Hopefully a few folks will come out, maybe even have some of the other vancouver and local people that I know through weblogs (ie: MJ, Sam, the guys from vancouverwebloggers, etc) will be there and a little unofficial weblogger meet up can be arranged/spontainiously occur.

Blogs from Space

Too cool. Pointed to by jwz, a NASA space cowboy is sending letters from the International Space Station. They sound a bit like science lessons, and not a lot like actual blogging, but still very cool to see words written by someone hundreds of miles above us, travelling at 18,000 mph. From the site:
While he's living aboard the International Space Station, Expedition Seven NASA ISS Science Officer Ed Lu is writing about his experiences. His letters are listed below, beginning with the most recent addition.

June 24, 2003

Acceptable Dress Code

The Liberty University Female Dress Code amuses me. Lets make sure that women aren't allowed to show anyone they are women. The issue of modesty page is good too. Apparently you can dress any way you want unless you're claiming to be godly. I wonder if the degree of modesty from biblical times is the same as it is now. I'm pretty sure you'd be stoned in the ancient days for showing your <gasp> ankles.

The part where they say that you are responsible for any unwanted attention that is put upon you by others is good too:

"Well, it's not my fault if they can't keep their eyes off of me and on the Lord. They just aren't spiritual enough. Why should I have to change just because they are weak?"

But the Lord showed me that it was my fault. I was responsible for causing my brother to stumble and it had to change.

Isn't this used in rape defense cases? ("if she hadn't been wearing that skirt I wouldn't have raped her your honor").

Of course, I have no evidence that this place is actually real and their over the top-ness isn't like the Land over Baptists (a parody site). To each their own I guess. Thanks for a good link fark.

Update: The same page for men. No mannequins though. Double standard perhaps? The fark comments sum up a lot of my thoughts about the whole thing.

June 20, 2003

Attack of the Monster Dog

This pic is for my buddy Muckhead, for obvious reasons (the slotcars if it's not obvious).

This one is for anyone who thinks that extreme lowering of your car makes you look cooler.

June 16, 2003

Cute Kitten Overload

Thanks to my buddy FootNote for fulfilling my cute kitten picture quota for the day.

And then some. Of course, if you really want you can go and search for them and maybe even find something like this.

May 29, 2003

The Differences Between Americans And Canadians

Coming back to work from Quiznos (<don cherry>"toasted tastes better!"</don cherry>) there was an example of how in my mind, Americans and Canadians are different, or at least, how I am different from the driver. It was me, the other coder, and the dirver, a young lady originally from the states but who has recently moved up here and works here. We're on a two lane road, with pretty much no one else on the road. We pull into the right lane about a block from the turn off to the road where work is. The car ahead of us pulls to the far right of the lane (there is a curb) and stops about half a block from our turn off.

Now if I were the one driving, I'd either pull back into the left lane and pull around the other car, or wait for a few seconds and see he's not going to go anywhere, check that no one was behind me (remember, hardly anyone on the road) and pull around. I might give a honk on the horn to let him know that stopping in the middle of the road is a stupid thing to do.

But that's me.

What did happen was my driver sat behind him (obviously an older man behind the wheel by the way) for a few seconds, then honked her horn (and not the "honk" of "hey, whats going on", but the "hoooooonk" of "hey idiot!"). The old guy pulled forward a bit and a bit further off the road. Another Hoooooooooooonk. The old guy then stuck his arm out the window and signaled for us to go around. We did, but as we pulled around him my driver let another long hooooooooooooooooooonk go as we were pulling around!

Is it just me, or did that seem more agressive and angry than needed? Just pull around, it's not like this was in the middle of rush hour traffic or the freeway! Of course, I'm also a country boy, not a city boy, so I'm not used to battling idiots, and I have no evidence that this is behaviour typical of Americans except that she (my driver) is American and I'm not, and I would have handled the situation with what I feel was a bit more curtesy and politeness.

May 27, 2003

How to Not Work at McDonalds With Your CS Degree

Scott has a good post of recommendations for new CS graduates is food for thought. I was lucky enough to keep a job that I got while in the co-op program at school, and stayed there for... well, far too long.

Most of the post comes out to "get street cred", which is good. I think my first step on hiring someone would be to do searches on their name/email address on the net and see what comes out. The impression there will go a long way to see if I think they are the sort of person I'm looking for (ignoring the really early stuff of course).

I wonder if this sort of thing will influence people to not associate their "real" name with some types, or all types, or online activities. Personally I've sort of given up hiding / using a nick... it doesn't take a whole lot of work to figure out that the person who calls himself "Arcterex"'s real name is Ted Barreiro.

May 17, 2003

Stupid Descriptions

Who the hell writes these things up. I hit the Futureshop website and see they are having a sale, and look through things. In there is a not horrible deal on a 120 G drive ($169 after a $90 rebate). In the description of the drive I see this:

... Store 1800 high resolution digital pictures, four hours of digital music, 18 games and 30 software programs on this massive 120GB drive.

What? Only 18 games will fit? What size of games? And those 1800 high res photos better be pretty high res... 6.67Gig per photo to be exact! I understand that they are trying to get across that you can store a lot of stuff on the drive, but really, the above description could have been for any of the hard drives they list. The 80, 60 and 40G versions get this description:

... ideal for storing Internet downloads, music and video files.

Wow, not nearly as good, though it does basically say "use these big phat drives for storing warez, illegal music, and massive collections of pirated movies.

Tech Toys and Things That Would Make My Life Complete

A random list of things that I need want to get myself eventually, given unlimited money and no nagging guilt about not contributing to RRSPs or putting money on my car payments. Take note anyone wishing to buy me gifts.

  • An iPod, preferably the 15 or 30G model, for use mostly at the gym or anytime I'm in need of music and not in my car. Too bad they're so damn expensive.
  • A powerbook, to let me work on the road, have the sexiness of OS/X and the power of unix. Using it as a portable DIVX player (svideo out) would be neat too.
  • A new set of tires for the car.
  • A computer upgrade for my desktop. I can either be realistic (XP2000-ish with a half a gig or a gig of fast DDR ram), or wishful (dual p4, scsi, etc).
  • Digital Camera
  • Computer upgrades for the rest of the computers here
  • New TV
  • Dual LCD monitors
  • Full wireless (802.11g) setup
  • High quality reciever and surround sound system to go with above mentioned TV
I understand that owning these things will not make me a better person, or make me feel better, nor chase any internal demons I have out, at least in the long term. But hey, it's only money right?

May 14, 2003

On Geeks and Business

Yohimbe sent me this livejournal entry talking about geeks and business and VC and whatnot.

"Poorly written, undocumented crap appears on the surface to operate exactly the same as great code. During the demo, at least. And thats all that management ever noticed."

May 12, 2003

Survivor 6, Jenna Wins

Good wrap up Erik!

The only thing with this last survivor (I haven't watched it since the first one) is how do you choose the winner? Do you do it on who played the game best, who was the nicest perso, who needs the money most, who do you like better..... It's such an open ended thing now that "the game" is exposed. In Survivor 1 it seemed that the sneaky bastards were punished for being sneaky and backstabbing (before people realized it was a game, not a popularity contest or in fact, anything that has to do with the real world at all), and this one the sneaky bastards (Rob in particular) got rewarded.

Jenna also winning was a bit of a shocker, in a way she was right about her Beauty being a "handicap", when I got her in the office pool and found out she was a swimsuit model my first thought was "oh lord, there goes my $10", but in the end she made it to #1, so the end result is I won! Now I just hope the fact I'm not working there anymore doesn't affect things :)

May 7, 2003

It Could Be Worse

My life could be worse, I could be doing the sysadmin gig for the clueless like Derek. I have had similar things happen while a programmer dealing with mostly clueful but some clueless QA people, and even more so back in the bad old days as a tech support bob. I remember being emailed an MS Word document, containing nothing but a screenshot of a fucking console window with a few lines of text in it (an error or something). I think I emailed back a pdf of a full size png of a word window with a screenshot of a terminal with an image viewer of a desktop screenshot of a terminal with the words "please do not email information in unsuitable formats" or something like that. Somehow I'm really glad I had my QA people instead of Dereks though :)

May 6, 2003

People are Stupid

Erik has realized what I have been saying for years Regular People are Stupid. Welcome to the club dude. I've been saying for years that "It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid" (years of tech support for realtors), and I hold by that it's true. He's got some good points on the reasons that the programmer type folks can express themselves a bit better (not always of course) as they have a tendancy to think algorithmically and such.

Update: Fixed broken link.

April 30, 2003

Random Thoughts

  • Where are all these trucks and SUVs coming from with the turn light on the side mirrors? It seems in the last three days I've seen more of them than I have... well.... ever.
  • Coding in one's undies is a right that every contract programmer is granted at birth. Similar, but not quite, the same as Chris's no pants fridays.
  • X-Men 2 coming up this weekend! Whohoo!
  • Last theoretical week of contract work in Chilliwack... assuming that I get the final-official-blessed-stamped-approved offer from $newjob
  • It's amazing what you can see by watching your server logs... I saw someone come to my site from a search for "how to have an affair" (no idea where I am on the result list, glad I'm not the top link (yet)). The link they were going to was this one.

April 27, 2003

Almost....

Canucks almost made it, but they couldn't pull the golden horseshoe out for the second time. They were down 3-1 and got one a few minutes from the end of the last period, and the last two minutes were absolute nail-biters, with the guys fighting hard, up to the last second, and coming so close, but they couldn't quite get it. I am drinking beer in their honor though.

Today was a work day. Aside from sneaking out to watch the game, it's been code code code. I did get my code so it's quite generic, but not completely. It's slow, but not terrible, it will be a late night though. It isn't completely due on Monday apparently, only mostly, so I have a couple more evenings to finish it up, though of course I want to get this done and out the door ASAP.

Yesterday me and some guys headed down to the Northwest LinuxFest in Bellingham. Silverstr has a good wrap up of the events.

Back to work.

April 25, 2003

A Caffinated Morning

Apparently staying up till 2am isn't as easy as it used to be. I am working on the project for the DesignerGuys, and it's going either really well, or not well, I'm not sure which. The majority of the work should (should) consist of 6 pages that are virtually identical in function and content. I've built one of these pages and once I get an ok from the people in charge, will just copy it another five times over... But there are other things that keep on appearing on the TODO list, like summary reports, permissions, etc, that are worrying and stressing me out.

I got a lot of work done last night. Got home, watched a bit of Survivor, did some code, head to do some shopping (go Save on! Open till midnight!), then back for work. While there is a lot of code left, it seems like it's coming really easy. Write a simple authentication page, a generic cookie routine or two, and suddenly the big "Authentication on all pages" item on the list goes away. Sorting, just add a couple of HREFs with col= and order= parameters, grab those in the generic display function and voila, the " All fields must be sortable" item is ticked off. Write a quick error handling routine and there is all my error handling dealt with. The big question is do I try to do things the smart way and write a way to display all 6 pages from one cgi, or literally cut and paste 5 times. I'd like to go with the former, as the amount of work for maintenance would be greatly reduced, but the pages are just different enough that the page would be just chock full of ugliness. I'll have to think of it some more though....

We have having some people over tonight, and Saturday I'll be off at the Northwest Linux Fest so late tonight, Saturday night and all Sunday is the time left, and I'm still undecided if that's enough or not. It's not a hacky as I originally thought, as going back to pure perl CGI from templating toolkits like embedded perl was a bit of a shock, but it seems fast enough, and is going to have all the elements they are wanting.

Needless to say, this morning consisted of tea and coffee via IV drip. Felt right at home reading ASR quotes as well. Just hope I can stay awake all day.

April 7, 2003

On the Road

Well, MJ of goingcanuck.com has put his notice in and will be on the road to here soon it sounds like. Definately a scary thing, but it looks like there's preparation there, so fear not!

April 3, 2003

Sushi Making

Well, Silverstr wants to make sushi.... not as easy as it sounds though. Firefly and I tried this a while back with a sushi making kit, but you need a fine hand to get the inner bits tiny enough, the rice the right consistancy (and not gross tasting), etc etc etc.... overall it was a learning experience, but the results weren't all that good. Maybe another few tries will help out.

March 27, 2003

Oh Yea...

Just remembered the other funny part of Bowling for Columbine that I mentioned yesterday... they were interviewing someone from Lockheed Martin, the primary employer in Littleton Texas (where Columbine High School is) and asking him if he thought there might be some connection between kids seeing all their parents working on missles and bombs and committing violent acts themselves. The guy responds (paraphrased) "Oh no, that's much different, we as a country don't just attack someone if they make us angry." Cue a montage of the history of the US installing and removing leaders around the world.

The mini-history of the US and why the white people are all scared by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, of both South Park fame and also ex-residents of Littleton was fantastic too.

Anyway, that's all, just wanted to get that in before I forgot.

Survivor Thoughts

Robin had a great review of Survivor on her site. Pretty much how I feel, and pretty accurate. I've been avoiding it since the first season, but I have $10 riding on Jenna (the swimsuit model) in the office pool, and winning $150 or whatever is enough to keep me watching. It seems like my girl might get pretty far too, I'd like her to beat the older "girl power" chick who is taking the "women are strong, they are underestimating us" thing a wee bit too far. I'm also rooting for Rob, the computer programmer who yes, really really really needs to get some nooky. I could rant more about the people there but like I said, it's already been done.

Update NSLog() has good thoughts (and funny ones) on the last episode. My favorite quote:

He tells a tale of a failed threesome of his own and Heidi, what the fuck? Heidi says "You can be amazed at how many girls, if you said that's what you wanted to do, how quickly it would happen

March 26, 2003

Boobs for Troops

While Silverstr is impressed with the patriotic babes, I must say I was more impressed by Madman's show of solidarity with Boobs for Trooptrax, and the results (not safe for work).

Trading Spaces Fan Fiction

Here's a link for my dear Firefly... Trading Spaces Fan Fiction. Firefly and the rest of the raging TS fans will hopefully appreciate this, unless it's got erotic gay encounters between all the designers.... or worse yet, hetero encounters between the raging gay designers and the hosteses... hmm... maybe I should start writing more stories. Somehow I don't see myself as an erotic artist though.

March 20, 2003

Rant Vindication

Cool, scott, of feedster fame (the new RSS/Blog search engine) mentioned my rant on VB and it's suckage. He's up to some neat stuff, search RSS feeds (which I still need todo).

I also discovered "Surf*Mind*Musings - Bits and bytes from Andyed which is a blog with some nifty thoughts and links.

March 14, 2003

Old Sushi for Lunch

It appears that leftover sushi, left in the fridge over night, does not turn rancid. If this initial assumption is not correct, I will be sorry, I'm sure.

March 12, 2003

Things That Make Me Go Hmm....

Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? I assume that part of it has to do with keeping stuff out of them when our brain is turned off and we can't react to keep things (dust, cats) from falling into them. Can you actually sleep with your eyes open? It's just as dark when the lights are out as it is with your eyes closed, and if it's more tiring to keep them open what about astronauts sleeping without gravity?

March 11, 2003

Great Quote

From Brad's .signature:

"'Go on, George!' I yelled with the courage that comes from being on the far end of the rope." -- Edmund Hillary

Man I want to go climbing again all of a sudden... (no, this isn't the entry I told you to watch for)

March 9, 2003

Recreating classmates.com

Playing with the RSS search engine formerly known as Roogle and searched for high school reunion (to see if it had grabbed my update from last night) and discovered an interesting post from a guy wanting to do basically what I've been thinking of doing, a contact place for the high school reunion. There are some good ideas for what to do on the site. Mental note: steal some and use them myself when I eventually get off my butt and do something about it all.

March 8, 2003

MT Cookies

My fellow bloggers.... those of you who are allowing comments please take note of this post regarding cookies and MT. Basically it seems that when you click the 'remember me' button, your information is saved only for that page, as confirmed by this post on the support forum. Basically it seems you just have to go into your comment listing template and individual archive entry template and change a couple of things, and the cookies will work properly! For those site where I post regularily, I'd appreciate it :)

March 6, 2003

Mall Wants Charges Dropped

Noticed an update in the news about my previous rant. Apparently the mall wants to drop the charges. No kidding. I still think that my earlier remarks hold true though.

Drinking Driving Laws

Watching TV tonight they had a man on the street interview question of "are the drinking driving laws tough enough". Most answered no, and one guy said that they were fine, because people are going to drink and drive no matter what. Sadly, I think he was probably quite true. I don't think people go out and say "I'm going to drive drunk tonight!" I think they say "I'll be fine" and head home. The question really is how to get through a slightly inebriated mind that this is a bad idea?

The solution is (as it is to many things in my little world), random executions. Pass a law that says that if convicted of drinking driving, you will either get the standard slap on the wrist 24 hour suspension (or whatever it is) or random criminals contestants will simply be executed on the spot, or maybe hung in town square.

I think that even a pretty drunk mind would go "Hell, I can dri.... hmm... possibly strung up in town square? Maybe I'll call a cab." That's my theory anyway, it goes along with the random-cyanide-laced-cigarettes idea I had a while back. A bit odd I know, as I'm a pacifist, and not pro-death penalty. Time to write my mayor/councilperson/whoeverisinchargeofmakinglaws.

March 5, 2003

Asked to leave... for a T-Shirt

Things like this story in Derek's blog scare the hell out of me. Not because of the fact that the guy was asked to leave, and then removed by police, from the mall. The mall is a private place and they have a right to remove anyone they damn well please, for any reason. However, I'd think that when someone is asked to leave it would be for a good reason. This guy was removed because he was wearing a T-shirt that said "Give Peace a Chance" (which was bought at the mall apparently).

WTF?

In this world that has gone to hell in a handbasket, with kids taking out their classmates, poverty, malnutrition, and people dying out on the streets because they don't have enough to eat, or clothes to keep them warm in the cold, someone is kicked out of the mall because they had a T-shirt advocating peace on. I swear I don't know what this place is coming to lately. Are people in New York that eager for more bloodshed? Granted, they have a bit more to be pissed off about than the rest of us, but hey, if you're that dead set against peace why not go after the guy who is selling the shirts, he's probably the enemy on the war on "terra", and should be strung up in a good ol' fashioned lynching!

All I can say is "wow", and I have to go to work now. The original story can be found here.

February 25, 2003

What Color Dragon Are You

Saw that Silv took a dragon color quiz and decided to try it out. Apparently I'm green.

A GREEN Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Green Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the embodiment of Nature and the Earth. Greens spend almost all of their time below the canopy or just above the treetops in tropical rain forests. Not a bad life considering every other creature in the forest looks up to me, figuratively and literally. I speak the language of every animal and plant in my domain and know most of them by first name. If people mess with my forests, I'm more than happy to wail on their puny butts. Because of my protector/caretaker role, I am the Earth Elemental dragon.

Naturally my whole life pretty much revolves around the other couple million species I keep an eye on, but that's not my whole dragon. I also like to like to impose my steadfast will on others, commune with Nature, and lobby governments for alternative fuels and conservation. My favorable attributes are gemstones, mountains, caves, soil, respect, endurance, responsibility, prosperity, and purpose in life. Folks shouldn't get the idea I'm a hippy pushover though, because my breath weapon is a nasty Fire/Acid combination. Maybe I should invest in a hemp shirt reading "Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock." *wink*

November 19, 2002

Good to the Last Arcterex

Well, just doing a bit of surfing and found an Advertising Slogan Generator. Amusing to play with, and put in different words for.

Today was more training. We went from marketting yesterday to advertising and accounting today. I'm learning lots, but I couldn't help think back to my accounting classes at UCFV when they started going on about assets, liabilities, fixed assets, depreciation and all that rot. Reminded me that I like the work part of work, not the company bit that surrounds it. Oh well, they all fit together in the end for good in the end!

I have to admit now that I'm a business owner I understand my ex-boss and his crazyness a bit better, and why he got excited about things sometimes that I just didn't care about, and why he made some of the choices he did.

After class I refrained from hitting the gym again, but instead hit the bank and did a bit of shopping before coming home and vegging for a bit in front of some taped Third Watch.

Now heading back to my ASP project.

November 1, 2002

Uneasy and out of sorts

For the next while I'm going to be experimenting with a new system for maintaining my online journal. Please head to this address until further notice:

http://arcterex.net/blog

Thanks.

June 3, 2002

You didn't see me, I wasn't here.

Not dead, delayed. Will update properly tomorrow. Honest.

May 22, 2002

*yawn*

Nothing says "job well done" like getting up at the crack of noon! I was up late late late last night, pumped up on coke (a-cola) after finishing the game we were working on for the demo today. I was over at Yohimbe's finishing up the last of the niggly bits... ie: did all the major architecture stuff that we all did the last week actually do anything? Well, after a bit of prodding and pushing, it did! The code is tight, cool, and fast, and the GUI is sweet looking. Now we can go back and rest on our laurels for a bit and see what happens.

I got home around 11:30pm and sat down and chatted with people online for a few hours, wrote up a node about Soul Miner's Daughter, played with KMail a bit (it's not bad, but the pgp/gpg handling is a bit shakey, especially on signed messages sent by mutt. I'll keep at it for a bit, as now I'm filtering my mail on the server I can play with different clients and see which one works best for me. End result of all this, I was up late enough that the birds started chirping (those happy little bastards!), hence my getting up at noon :)

I think today I'm going to veg, watch TV and movies, and maybe head into town to Radio Shack, as I heard an intruiging ad on the radio about "DAB", Digital Audio Broadcasting, where they can send CD quality sound to the radio, along with data such as song information, lyrics, etc. Sounded kinda funky. I wonder how they are dealing with the implications of people... I mean, those horrible cheap pirates, recording the music or capturing the lyrics. You just know the RIAA wants to suck us dry a bit more.

Speaking of the RIAA, I'd like to bitch for a second about Silver City. Yes, they have the best theatres, but they do so at a cost, and the costs are everywhere. Lets review:

  • Higher ticket cost
  • Higher cost for popcorn / pop (a medium popcorn and medium pop are (last time I looked) $10.50 CND
  • Plus - mini restaurants in the lobby (pizza hut, etc). Minus - hugely over-priced
  • Food places don't take interac, but there is a cash machine in the lobby... except it's one of those that charges you an extra cost each time you use it
  • Ads shown at the start of the film, annoyingly so, of their "sponsors"

Now I realize that they need to get back costs for building the place, but over the period of a year the ticket cost went up at the Langely Collosus went from $8 (just before Episode 1 was released) to $9 (the night Episode 1 was released), to $12.50 sometime later in the year. I don't know about other places, but the Mission Silver City cost has gone back down a bit (I only go there on matinees), but still. Ok, done bitching, time to start the day.

November 25, 2001

Freaky Internet Addict

In a fit of boredom, I hit a link that Cuv threw out.... The results are below.

I am 83% ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.

Whoa, am I ever addicted! I'm probably a little over weight with lots of acne, feeling lost, and alone, trying to escape from my sorry life with an internet life. I must crawl outta the basement, see the sun shining....oooh, it burns!

I really gotta get out more I think. Hmm.... online time wasting, must go back to surfing....

November 23, 2001

Stealing Stuff From Work

Kitten Pictures! Unorganized, mixed up, unsorted. The little grey one is the new girl to the house, named "Jewel" (I think). Rex is the black, big-boned one with the funky eye, and the other one is Cornelious.

November 19, 2001

Silly Online Tests...

Inspired by foz, I took the metal head test. Thankfully, I'm only 14% metal head, and that only because I have long hair and own a guitar. Anyway, the website has some HTML I stuck here, as I'm proud of my non-metal-ness!

I am 14% Metal-Head.

I am a sorry kid, I am going to watch some more TRL and stay out of the mosh pit. I'll only get myself hurt. I'm a lamer. A RUSTY BOLT, in the metal world. A poser. A -real- metal head would kick my ass if he knew I TOOK this test.

Well, I'm glad I'm not a metal head dammit!

October 21, 2001

A Different [way of thinking]

Well, aside from a couple of weird dreams lately, things have been normal, as normal. Aside from working through the 4.4G of mp3s in my incoming/unsorted directory, things have been slow. Saw Iron Monkey with people today, which was very good. Great kung fu movie! I will be seeing it again/buying it! Been going to the gym in the mornings before work too, 10 minutes of cardio (running or the weird gazell machine) followed by weights. Going after work is a heck of a lot harder to arrange, co-ordinate, and motivate, especially after a long day. Cutting into one's sleep (not a good thing) is still easier than not going home after work to veg.

Speaking of going to the gym, tis late, I should do that bed thing...

October 14, 2001

TV Sucks Tonight

A great weekend of doing nada. Dinner with the folks saturday, sitting around organizing mp3s today. Whohoo! Got a bunch of emails out to various people who I've been lax on emailing lately too, yay for me. Got some noding done as well. Nothing great, but more to pump up the XP. Some thinking about halloween has come as well, I actually have some ideas. Not sure if anything'll happen from them or I'll come dressed up as a redhat fan again (ie: wearing a redhat shirt).

October 8, 2001

10/08/2001

Amusing Link of the Day.

September 15, 2001

Redmond at Dawn!

Diving tomorrow. Sleep now. Bitch about car being scraped in parking lot while dinner and calling cops after got the bastards license plate # later.

Night.

August 25, 2001

Question: Is it immoral to attempt to get out of a speeding ticket by asking the arr

Before I tell you abou the diving, this is what happened when I got home. Saw some un-disclosed friends outside and went to talk to them. One of the, lets call him "Joe" for now, informed us he was in the mood for a musical. I asked if he was a man or not. He pulls his waistband out and looks and says "yeap". FF says she is worried that he had to check, to which he replied "Well, I could have put my hand down to check but it might not have come back up for 20 minutes or so.

Thanks "Joe".

Ok, so I thought it was funny (well, disturbing too).

Anyway, went up to Porteau Cove today with Cuvarack and Joker, did two dives, one just scouting around and the other to the pilings that are out there. The pilings were cool but not what I expected. I imagined some jungle of concrete towers, but it was really just a bunch of pipes it seemed. Cool nonetheless though :)

Oh, and the surface swim sucked. I'm sooooo out of shape that swimming 18 km in rough seas against the tide (or what felt like it) is not a good idea!

Might be throwing a nice new HD into the UFies box tomorrow eve, compliments of fred (whhohoooo!). Just gotta arrange things with my main dude yohimbe (of uf fame). Hopefully we'll be back to the dive shop by 4 (when the close) and all will go well.

August 20, 2001

QOTW

Quote Of The Week:

"Given the choice of Coke or Pepsi, I'll have a strawberry smoothie"
-- Silverstr, at dinner the other night.

We have a freezer now. It's in the living room. Where else do you put a freezer? I'm scared when they talk about getting a washer/dryer and bashing holes through the walls to hook it up in the closet.

Well, I got some work done tonight. Webmail is fixed thanks to a package update, LVM is going as an experiment, and I found a nice substring replace() function in C. Firewalls, normally my bitch, were the bane of my existance tonight as I tried desparately to get things going on them. I guess when something is designed to "not work with a firwall or NAT system in between the client and the server", it means it, even if I wrote it :) Oh well, hopefully things will work properly when I get to work tomorrow... I've been having some weird problems with server messages and replies not working properly, but I'm pretty sure that's the SSL connection not passing data through the firewall, not random pointer related problems (fingers crossed).

I was looking forward to updating UFies.org tonight to the latest version of phpnuke, and maybe even re-theming it in something less ugly, but life wouldn't have it. Instead I had a nice relaxing dinner, a nice relaxing bath, some good coding (it's nice to see complexity go away sometimes), and an apt-get install imp fixing wacky webmail probs.

Still in the middle of Linus Torvalds' book Just For Fun. It's quite good, though I find the history of the OS more interesting than the political stuff he gets into towards the end (though seeing him tactfully say that RMS can be a weenie was kinda neat). The latest batch of MP3s need to be organized, and all my other tunes still need to be checked for dupes, bad tags (things like spaces, spelling, capitalizatiON) and so on. I'm slowly starting to suck them all across the VPN to the office where I can listen to them 8 hours a day to find ones with errors, the wrong filename/info, or virtual scratches.

Hmm... arcterex.net could use a facelift one of these days too....

August 2, 2001

Stranger Noises Than I Ever Imagined Coming From My Nose

Why did I know it was going to be another of those nights.... First, yesturday, then this evening, then now.

Yesturday me and Firefly were talking about the long weekend. Basically three things presented themselves as things that could be done.

  1. I suggested we drive up to Clinton for the day to see the SCA war that is going on there.
  2. The idea of driving to Edmonton to visit people was presented.
  3. The idea of flying to Edmonton to visit people was presented.
  4. The idea sitting around all weekend and relaxing, doing nothing, or at least, doing nothing of consequence.
  5. The compromise, where she gets a flight to Edmonton and I sit around doing nothing.

If you have to ask my friends, you'll know that the final option was not the one taken. Option #2 is good except that it's basically a day of driving, a day of "relaxing and visiting" and another day of driving. Not really fun. Option #3 is far faster, but the cost of 2 plane tickets is far greater than the gas required to drive. Additionally, you are limited transportation wise when you get there. For one person the cost of a plane ticket vs. cost of gas is a toss up, for two, it's not really. Option #4 is good, but kind of a waste of a long weekend (or at least all of it). I'm not sure the last option was even considered :)

So I get home yesturday after a finger-ripping workout at the climbing gym (mental note: put up pull-up bar somewhere in the apartment) to find Firefly and Iambe sewing. "So what's going on," I ask. "We're making garb for Clinton," they reply.

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"Uh huh."

Apparently the idea of heading up for the day to see the SCA nerds bashing each other with swords had been transmogrified into "Lets get a bunch of people and go camping for the weekend." Now don't get me wrong, I love camping and all, and I love spending time with my friends. But I need "downtime". You know, that time that is spent just Doing Nothing. Sitting on the couch reading, watching TV, even coding. As long as it's in a comfortable environment. But I figure, as long as I don't have to do any work (Iambe and Firefly and FireflyMomTheCrazyLady are doing all the garb making) that's cool (upon entering Iambe's place I was told simply "Take off your pants and put these on [garb pants]". Uh huh.

My only stipulations for this whole excursion are a) We come back by sunday night so that I have sunday night in my own bed and monday as my downtime and b) If the weather is crappy we come home. I love camping, don't get me wrong, and if this were camping it could rain, snow, sleet and hail and I'd be fine with it. However, this is not camping, this is going to Clinton to watch the SCA geeks. I hope you can see the difference.

So that was yesturday (many thanks to my folks for the tent, stove, etc).

Tonight we headed out (from 3 to 9 somehow) to get indian food. Mm....... naaaaaaaaan. Foz got his first taste of indian after being given the slapdown everytime he wanted to try it till now. Mmmmm..... naan.... Anyway, we eat well.

This brings me to now. After getting home I had a bit of a screamer of a headache so I took some of the remaining Tylenol 3s and started organizing MP3s. By 1:30am or so I was about ready to sleep (or so I thought). Head to bed and discover my nose is stuffed up (much like last weekend). That sucks. Lying on one side didn't do anything either, except it was that that point I discovered my stomach was doing gynastics in my gut and making some of the coolest noises I've ever heard. Nowhere near falling asleep at this point. Turning over creates pain in my gut as well as weird noises, and still no movement on the stuffed up nose. I think at one point I was almost asleep but a knock on the door (in a dream or somewhere faintly in the building) brought me from that "I'm about ready to sleep" stage to "lying in bed wide awake." So now I'm here, typing like mad and sipping on a glass of warm milk. I'm wondering if the T3s' caffiene (to counteract the codine but which never really works properly as I've seen) was working properly, or maybe the Chai (or however it's spelt) tea at the Indian food place was highly caffinated. Or maybe it's the spices, which I've never had a problem with before, and I didn't have anything really spicy anyway.

I'm in the M's of my music though.

Aside: When I came out here I thought to myself "I wonder if Firefly put away the stuff I put on the porch while unloading the car?" Apparently she thought I did, and I thought she did, because not only was it all out there still, the doggy bag full of Indian food destined to be my lunch tomorrow was ripped open and investigated by some animal of some sort. That sucks.

July 27, 2001

Ever Have That Feeling That Your Cat is Just Biding Time Before Eating You?

I discovered two great truthes this morning.

  1. If you get up early enough, your morning will be relaxed and calm, and you'll have time to do everything you need to, just like a weekend (say waking up at 4am due to water from the pool in your sinuses and nose and tossing and sniffing until 5 when you finally give up and get up).
  2. It's just not worth it to get up any earlier than you have to (especially if you got to bed at midnight the night before).
And that's all I have to say about that.

July 22, 2001

If Everyone Got Along Who Would We Hate?

Ahh... the end of the weekend. What a crappy time eh? Relatively productive weekend though. 4 loads of laundry, a trip to the vet (Cornys been puking more than normal lately so I took him in to see if there was a blockage or mega-hairball or something... turns out it's probably a food hyper-sensitivity, meaning he gets put on (expensive) special food for a couple of months to see how that goes... no puking so far, and he seems to like the food...), and a trip to the grocery store. Firefly's bro came over and hung out a bit, looking for new cars, trucks, and looking for advice on various MP3 gagets. Speaking of mp3s, another 4G or so made it down to my system, making me think a 60G+ drive may be needed to stick in fishbowl for all mp3 access, all the time.

I've been playing with a program called mp3mover which will take a directory of un-organized mp3s and organize them into directories of artist/album with nice filenames (whatever you specify). Very cool program. It does what it does well, but not perfect, depending on the naming/id3 tagging of the file. So after every run I have to go through and re-organize, nuke crap, change id3 info (or add it), move some stuff into categories such as country, comedy, etc. This takes a fair amount of time, but it also allows me to run mp3_check on them to make sure they are OK (most songs are, but the longer stand up stuff I'm collecting seems to have errors once and a while) and also toss the lower quality files for the better quality stuff, listen to each song, or at least the start and finish, to make sure they are ok. Relatively relaxing anyway.

Also started on the PADI certification CDs. Only about 3/4 of the way through the first module, but if I follow what I want and work on it for an hour or so a night, it all should be done by Aug. 11 when the course starts. I was thinking that if I had tons of ca$h (my .com millions) I could have fun buying nifty scuba toys. Too bad everything you can buy for scuba seems to cost about $800+. I've bitched about that before though.

What else. Hmm... I was going to re-do the logo on our company bugzilla site (internal, don't bother) to make it a little cooler looking, but never got around to it. Wouldn't mind re-doing the look of this page a bit to make it look neater. I like what Tig has done with the comments on his site. I'd have to do CSS then, which brings me to another point:

<BITCH>
I'm currently writing this from a console on my system. Why not in X? Well, because I'm here and I can do it here just as well as I could with a GUI. I got to a bunch of links from other sites (for the above links I put up) just dandy. But I go to staticred.net to go and get an URL for some comments (note the empty link for "comments on his site" above) and get the message:

"Upgrade your damned browser already!"
[blah blah links for GUI browsers]

Unless Netscape 6, Mozilla, or Opera (you forgot Galeon!) have text modes available to them, I'm completely out of luck trying to access his site to get the INFORMATION I WANT! He doesn't even bother to try to display it, as he has in the past, for text browsers. I'm used to not being able to see nice formatting using links but at least I COULD FRIGGIN' SEE SOMETHING!
</BITCH>

If the above is the result of CSS then I think I'll happily continue using <TABLE> and <FONT> until I die :P~

July 16, 2001

My Kingdom for a Bowel Movement

Long day today. I'll start with the short and sweet of the actual events. Went out to get a desk. It rained. That sucked. Went to my parents for a dinner thing. That was good (except that I couldn't have anything but soup). Came home. Put desk togeather. Finished paper for work.

So that was the short of the day. The thing is that as I was driving home to my parents I remembered that I hadn't taken my 3rd antibiotic pill of the day (to keep swelling in the mouth down or something like that). I'd remembered to bring it along of course, as I'm a smart boy, but I had no water. "No problems," I thinks to myself, "I've dry swallowed pills before!"

So I do.

Mistake. For some reason the stupid pill gets lodged somewhere in my esophagus, just before the stomach. Dinner (soup) and beer, water and tea all go down just fine. But when I'm done the paper for my meeting on Monday and decide to go to bed, it starts to hurt. I mean hurt bad. Ever gotten a lump of rice caught in your throat? Well, something like that, but farther down and harder to get rid of. In fact, at 2-bloody-30 in the morning I still haven't gotten rid of it. It seems to get worse when I lie down for a bit, and I have no clue how to get rid of the stupid thing!

The neighbors would be looking at me funny if they could see in the windows, cause I've been doing some weeeeiiird stuff in here.

  • Standing still with a glass of milk for 5 minutes at a go, taking a sip every couple of minutes, just sitting and trying to hear what my body is doing with it.
  • Feeling the liquid pass by the obstruction.
  • Trying to will it to un-plug.
  • Jumping up and trying to loosen things.
  • Stroking and pummeling my gut trying to soothe or beat the stupid thing out.

At this point in time I'm trying to drown it by drinking large amounts of water, hoping to flush it down. Vomiting isn't high on my list of "stuff I like to do early in the morning when I'm tired and need to get to bed to go to work tomorrow and be concious so I can do the work I didn't get done last week and this weekend," but if worst comes to worst, I'll do it dammit! (<you hear my you little pill or whatever you are blocking my esophagus!>)

Random note: Since napster has basically been killed (or legislated out of existance if you want to look at it that way), my buddy cfreeze pointed me to AudioGalaxy, a system where you can get music. Basically you use their "satallite" program and run that on your computer (after setting up an account on their site of course). Then you search the site, find the mp3s you want and click on the little radar dish icon. They are put in a queue for downloading by the satallite program. If a user goes offline that's fine, because the system will continue the download when they, or someone with the same song, comes back online. It's not as nice to work with as fara as being able to sort, select bitrates, check sizes, etc as something like napster or a similar P2P file sharing system, but from what I can tell, it's pretty sweet.

<pause for another pitcher of water>

MP3s rock too. I got a new car stereo last week, the Kenwood MP8017, which plays CDs of mp3s as well as all the stuff a normal deck does. This means that I can have my complete (legally bought BTW) collection of every Blue Rodeo album (that's 12 CDs full) fit on a single CD and be able to be played in the car! A 700meg CD of an average of 7meg songs is, yes, 100 songs (which is low, as most mp3s are smaller than 7megs). So 10x the music of a standard CD. It rocks. I have only burned a couple of disks (The Definitive Blue Rodeo (every album), The Definitive U2 (every album) and a couple of mixes), but with the amount that can fit on a CD, I think the 24 cd wallet I bought will last me a while :)

Hmm... didn't realize that there were more than the one from Kenwood available. Seems they have several decks available (mine is the low end model).

My only complaint about mine is not to do with functionality or features, but user interface. Basically it sucks. I don't think that anyone actually had a mock-up of the system in their car for real use for any amount of time. The buttons are small and hard to hit, and feel "mushy", and their arrangement could be much better. Some buttons (like the one for changing pre-set bass/trebel) are great, but pointless at being that big. Some buttons are taller than others, for no reason. MP3 Folder navigation is backwards (the button on the top moves you down, the button on the bottom moves you up), and it's missing some key features that would be awsome to have (full CD random, song preview). It was a decision for me between this one and the Sony CDX-MP450x and the Sony didn't read ID3 tags (the embedded information in an MP3 that gives you the full song name, artist, track, album, genre, etc. I simply can't survive seeing a song come up as "BLUERO~1", "BLUERO~2", etc. I'd much rather see "Blue Rodeo - Five Days in May" ya know? The Sony had better UI I think, but in this case the features of the Kenwood won out (a as a bonus, it was cheaper too).

Reason #54362 not to trust Future Shop employees: When asking them about the two decks and in particular about the fact the Sony didn't seem to be showing the full song name (I hadn't researched it at the time to know that it couldn't) he said "oh yea, it does normally for me, sure it does" put in a CD (normal CD, not a MP3 CD) and it did (I guess it can read embedded information off a music CD or something). When asked (again) "ok, so it works for music CDs, what about MP3 CDs?" I was told "oh of course it does, I just don't remember how to turn that setting on" (or some such bullshit).

<pause for another pitcher>

I'd venture heading to bed now (gads, 3am!) but it seems as soon as I lie down my stomach hurts again. I'll check my mail real quick and then see how it goes. Hopefully I'll drift of to dreamin' till morn.

June 15, 2001

Keep me as far from Hitler as possible.

Took my Political Compass test today:

Economic Left/Right: -4.08
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -4.55

I'm apparently a Libertarian Left, and about the same area as Gandi, and opposite to Hitler. What does that actually mean? No clue :)

May 27, 2001

Re-run season sucks.

Ah, the Internet, what a wonderful thing you are. All I ever need is within your slimy, corporate owned pages. All the smut, juice, and banner ads I could ever imagine.

Thank $DEITY the internet isn't only the web. Least we not forget IRC, NNTP, gopher, archie (and friends), and other wonders such as smtp, uucp, pop3, and other mail protocols.

I know and love you all.

What the hell was that. Heart of a poet perhaps, or maybe it's U2 infecting my soul with love for all, but I doubt it.

Cruel.com had a good link to this page where a lady by the name of Baddgrrl (probably named that because the domain "badgrrl.com" was already taken (see above rant regarding corporate bastards). Anyway, she has (had) a phycho stalker, to whom she sweetly states (amongst other things) at the end of the page:

"If you try to contact me in person I swear, have absolutely no doubt in your mind that I will kick the living SHIT out of you."

This is someone I can respect! Baddgrrl, if you ever read this, right on!

Today... today... what happened today? Tried to learn a little bit of GTK programming, and would have read a little more of Xenocide if I could find that book somewhere. Read some Hacking Exposed instead. Oh yea, saw dinosaur last night up at Iambe's. it was pretty good, typical disney movie, with some awsome CGI. I was less impressed when I found out that all their backgrounds were not CGI, but rather the CGI creatures were stuck in front of real life filmed locations in places like austrailia, hawaii, and mexico. Oh well, I guess all dreams have to die sometime eh?

May 26, 2001

Baggy Pants Guy, Funny Hat Guy, and Collar Guy <- three funny people I saw today

Wow, 6pm and it's been a full day. I was actually up at a half decent hour. Well, 10ish. Heck, even made it out of the house by 11:58! Long long day of shopping. And I hate shopping. At least it wasn't Christmas shopping, which is what I hate most. Maybe one of these years I will actually get my presents in say, November, instead of December 24th :)

Friday was yet another (mostly) failed day of company activity. We have had people bitching for a long time now that the weather was too nice to play volleyball inside, and the day we decide to go and play Ultimate or Soccer only 7 people showed up! We played a little, but it really sucked with so few people :( At one point I was trying to do great moves! around Bear and ended up rolling over my ankle, which went pop. Not a good thing I figured, and continued playing. It's swollen a bit, and wrapped up, but I don't think I'll be up for hiking or climbing this awsome weekend :( Walking around shopping kinda sucked too. It feels almost ok, but not quite good enough to run the Sun Run just yet.

I decided to do a bit of shopping around, as I was planning on buying some CDs, and found some interesting things out. The CDs were ones that I had on tape, or should have, but haven't picked up yet. A few U2, some CCR, and some girl named Nelly F-something-or-other (she sings that "I'm like a Bird" song). Also the movie Dinosaur, which I've given up trying to download the DIVX rip with WinMX.

Hopefully this will help some of my fellow abbotsfordians in their buying decisions*.

Purchase\Store Chapters.ca A&B Sound Future Shop HMV
U2 - All You Can't Leave Behind $17.99 $13.79 $16.99 $18.99
CCR - Greatest Hits $26.49 $18.79 n/a n/a
U2 - Achtung Baby $17.99 $18.49 n/a $22.99
U2 - The Jushua Tree $18.99 $15.99 n/a n/a
U2 - Zooropa $17.99 n/a n/a $23.99
Nelly Fortado - Whoh Nelly $16.95 $13.79 n/a $17.99
Enya - A Day Without Rain $16.99 $13.79 $14.99 (didn't look)
DVD - Disney's Dinosaur (Special Edition) $34.99 $43.99 n/a $37.99

Notice a couple of things. A&B is the best prices for 90% of the small amount I was getting. HMV kicked A&B for the one DVD price. Future Shop licked donkey balls across the board. Chapters isn't that much of a savings, especially when you consider you still have a $3-5 cost of shipping added on. In this case my comparision shopping (completely un-scientific) paid off, and I learnt a few things :)

This didn't stop me from completely forgetting to put Zooropa into the pile though :( Bah.

In addition to this shopping and food shopping, I also finally took my bike in for a tune up for the summer and picked up a pair of nice columbia hiking shoes, which will be used for walking/hiking, as using my Running (as in "made for running") shoes for day to day walking isn't the best thing for them.

May 15, 2001

Ground Control to Major Tom....

Thought for the day:

Q: How can you tell the difference between when your body is in a state of perfect relaxation and death?
A: You can't.

Long day. 99% of it in meetings. Productive meetings, don't get me wrong. And meetings in The Nest, so we were sitting on couches for the whole day, but a day of meetings nonetheless. Who the hell is the idiot who thinks up these things? Oh yea, it was me. Created a lot of work for people too, but none of them me. Oh well, I've still got work to do, don't get me wrong (especially if the boss reads this).

I hate Fox. I hate the producers and writers of Dark Angel! How dare they, how fscking dare they get Max and Logan togeather.... almost. They kissed, with real passion and all that, and were just about to get busy with it (bom, chicka, bawh-whaw!) when her buddy that escaped interuppted them, and then she gets captured (or at sitting on the ground surrounded by bad Manacore-dudes waiting to be captured). Damn Those Bastards! I know you have to continue the series and having it end all happy dries up money for you (cause you have so little), but can't for once we just have a happy ending? This reminds me of the old Dawson's Creek days.

Speaking of DC, the last one I happened to see (a couple of fridays ago) they were all heading to the prom with their respective dates and everyone was kinda sorta happy. By the end of the show Dawson's older chick had broken up with him, Pacey had broken up with Joey (he had some sort of issues) and only the gay guy (forget his name) had found any sort of happiness as his relationship had gone from a friendship not knowing what he wanted to an internal (and external) admittance that he wanted this guy for more than a friend. I think Pacey's issues had to do with Joey still wanting Dawson, or Dawson Still wanting Pacey, or something like that. Translation: I didn't watch the show for a year or more and it's still pretty much exactly as I left it.

May 4, 2001

After Not Watching Dawson's Creek in a Year, it's Still the Same Thing.

I spent about 15 minutes today trying to move my toes individually.

April 22, 2001

Random Thoughts

Ever had one of those nights where you've decided to go to bed at a decent hour, and are lying there, prepared for a long long night of that much sought after "sleep" thing, when a thought strikes you.

Rectangles are the order of the Universe.

What happens if you have a king sized bed, you know, one of those ones where it's a perfect 18 foot square. Your sheets can go a total of 4 different ways. And if you have a duvet, that doubles it to 8... if you're a sheet, sheet, comforter kinda guy or gal that brings the total to 12 different directions that your covers could go, not to mention the possibility of you getting all three sheets and covers going different directions.

Dear $DEITY what would happen then.

Rectangular beds, and thusly rectangles, are the order in the universe. You only have a possible 2 ways to muck things up, and of those two, one will have a tag, and you simply have the choice (however agonizing) of does the tag go at the top... or the bottom.

This may take a while to figure out, allow yourself at least a week of thought time before you need to get worried.

So if squares are the disorder of the universe, then rectangles must be order. I wonder how much more believable and reputable statistics would be if all those math people used the "rectangle" of a number instead of the "square" to do their wacky calculations. I took stats in school and I know what they do to those poor number to manipulate them to their own discusting guilty little freakish whims. I mean, come on, you think the term "lies, damn lies and statistics" was just made up by some 86% of the population? I think not.

How about a movement, a movement for the conversion of all mathematics to use the new "rectangle" calculation instead of the square. They'd probably adopt some lame 2:1 rectangle for their calculations (ie: 4^r = 24 (r = rectangle)), but I say no! The rectangle (if it is to be used to it's fullest) should be a randomly changing ratio, up to but never including 1:1 as it's size.

But back to beds....

What about the other disorder thrown in by such evils as king sized bed. I mean, you not only have 4 choices for the directions of your sheet(s) but also yourself! What greater personal dilema than which way to sleep. If you are lucky enough to have a bed that is lined up with the walls you at least have the the opportunity to view each wall of your bedroom, but if your bed is cockeyed in the middle of the room what the heck are you supposed to do! Not only do you not have control of your own body but of the bed on which you sleep!

Oh the humanity!

April 18, 2001

Future Shop Shines Again

I finally got climbing last weekend... man it was good... sooooo goooooood. Me, Gumby and Cat5 wandered out to Squamish Saturday morning (nice and early) and hit the rock. My first climb (a 5.8/5.9 with a .10a start) I did great at, ditto with Who Needs Bolts and Who Needs Pro (.10a and .10c (I think)) were also awsome, even though I left a fair amount of shoe rubber on the latter :) Hit The Zip before lunch (which turned out to be the end of the day due to time restrictions (heading to dinner at momanddads)). I loooooove the Zip... such an awsome crack (5.10a). Almost as nice as Clean Crack. Anyway, it was a great day and I got home tired and sore, with some nice scraps on my knuckles to show that I had actually been sinking some good hand jams!

"There's a million soldiers who'd follow you to the end of the universe"
"I don't want to go to the end of the universe."
 -- Alai and Ender, Enders Game.

Yup, finished it, hopefully getting the second one tomorrow at lunch (unless D makes me run again). Awsome book, loved it. I was expecting the ending but didn't know when they'd do it (if you read the book you'd understand). Thanks to Cat5 for the lend.

Yea, I ran again today. It was nice when we left but about halfway through it started sprinkling... then pouring, then hailing.... gotta love BC weather eh? It could have been worse though, about an hour after we got back (I actually didn't go as far as D did on the "normal" run, and felt better for it I think.... actually had some gumption left at the end, even though I didn't run the whole way (something to work towards, as well as better shoes)) it started hailing like all get out. I mean hailing. I would not have wanted to have been out there driving, much less running unprotected!

To whoever is DOSing my system, bugger off before I find you and kill you with a salmon ok?

Oh, I bought a computer game. A windows game no less. Black and White. I warezed a copy first of course, to see how good it was, and oh man it's fun, and good too. The AI for the creatures rocks, and my current games (Carl the monkey and Ned the Tiger) are doing awsome. What better game than to be a god? For details about the game see the following creature stories and screenshots.

It's like crack, I swear. Training a computerized creature to learn is addictive in some way. And you really do get attached to the little buggers, even when they eat people or poop in peoples houses. Oh, and don't try to teach them horse tossing, it's just not worth it. Every now and then Carl will wander away from my Village, grab a horse, chuck it down towards the beach, and then wander back... it's hilarious!

I almost didn't get the game. You see, we all decided we liked the game enough to buy it, so when driving home we started calling the places around town to see how much it was. The first place was Future Shop and the conversation went something like this:

Future Shop: Hello how can I direct your call?
Arc: Computers, but please don't make me wait on hold too long.
FS: [3 hours of holding followed by a redirection back to the front desk]
FS: Hi there, you were holding for?
A: Computers, but I don't want to wa...
FS: [hold music for another 3 hours] A: [mutter]
FS: Hi there, I'll try them again.
A: ...
FS: [more, you guessed it, hold music]
FS: You were holding for?
A: Computers, but maybe you can help me!
FS: Certainly Sir
A: I'm looking to see what the price of the computer game Black and White
FS: One moment please.
FS: [a few seconds of hold music]
A: [sings along with the muzac]
FS: The price is $59.99 with a $20 rebate.
A: That's great!
FS: But we're all out at the moment.
A: Oh, that sucks, when do you expect more in?
FS: Wednesday
A: Isn't today wednesday? [Editors note: it was actually tuesday, but my mine was broken... however, she didn't seem to notice]
FS: Yes sir, I meant next wednesday.
A: Ok, thankyou
A: [punch "End" key and curse]

So we went everywhere else (we couldn't get another store on the phone) but everyone was closed, so we finally, just for fun, went to future shop. Well, lo and behold, there were gobs of Black and White (which comes in a really cool two sided box too) sitting right in the "New" section of the computer games. I mentioned this to the guy who sold me mine and he kinda muttered. When asked if he cared he replied "no, not really, I'm not supposed to be here today anyway." Not sure if he was trying to get that "working man comoradory" going with me or he was just a non-caring Future Shop weenie.

Moral of the story is not to believe Future Shop about anything :)

March 13, 2001

03/13/2001

I wonder if Bill Gates' wife really loves him? I'm a romantic at heart, and I would love to believe that they fell in love and the past, present and bankroll didn't matter.

But that's a damn big bankroll. I'm sure he signed a pre-nup, he'd be committed if he didn't, but isn't that still like marrying the jock because he has a cool car, and while you may not get the car, you'll be able to ride around in it for as long as you want? And unlike a car, money doesn't get boring (or so I assume). Again, I'm sure there is some love there (have you seen the guy!), but I wonder if it is the same sort of love as is between people that aren't the richest man in the world and an ex-Microsoft secretary (white collar sweatshop hostage I mean).

Yea, another late night. Lots more bugs fixed... the only problem I have left that is technically mine is not in my hands, and depending on $BIGCOMPANYs ability to actually fix it (slim to none), won't matter. Course, I'm also helping other people, and trying to be the glue that holds togeather lots of little pieces here and there. I drew a diagram of some of the inner workings of things (mostly for my own sanity and so I didn't have to keep drawing it in my mind and second guessing myself) and some of it was damn complicated. Granted, it was drawn in a pretty unorganized fashion (as soon as I have time I'll whip out dia and make it better.

February 11, 2001

Life, Love, and Doritos

Long time no update. I've been meaning to for a while, collecting things each day that I may want to write about and ramble to the masses at large. Alas, each time I have time, I decided to do something more important, like sit on my ass and do nothing, or sleep, or the like. However, tonight I find opportunity to sit down for a few and recount my last few days.

Gas prices (my El Guapo) are still fluctuating rapidly. At one point Abby had 58.9 and Chilliwack had 68.9, and then the next day they swapped. I actually saw 55.9 yesturday. Too bad I just filled up.

In my travels this weekend I ended up going through Maple Ridge, and it was on a beautiful day. I passed by the Ears. They looked awsome. I decided that this summer I will hike to the top. I did it in grade 9, and decided that it's been too long since I've gone hiking/camping. It'll suck, and I'm sure that I'll be cursing the whole way up, but I will do it. Not sure if I'll go alone or not. Last time I went I went with Fred, Shaun, Drew and John. I still remember some of the things that happened, like John bringing up a HUGE blanket and cans of chili in a mini-cooler in his pack. Stuff like that. Maybe when I go it'll be like a religious experience, getting back to nature thing. Not sure. I'm sure Brad will go with me if I ask though :)

I got my RRSPs done last week as well. It was a relief to get it all worked out finally. Sucked to see my account take the hit, but alas, I hope that it shall be re-infused at the time of my refund! Well, hoping anyway. One day I really should set up a budget or something huh? Sometime soon.... course, that was supposed to be this weekend, but maybe now that HellMonth+1 is almost semi-over (or not) I'll have an evening or two to sit in front of gnumeric and work it out.

Played a lot of quake this weekend as well. Till 3am last night. I kicked ass too :) Only thing that really sucks is when a server is set up so that it always has a certain number of players, and when not enough human players are there, it supplements bots. You find a nice full server, with a low ping, and find the players are mynx, orbb, etc. Hard to saw how I really was, but I came out on top a hell of a lot.

Tig came over Saturday night with doritos, iced tea, and two of the cheesiest movies ever: The Big Hit and Godzilla, King of the Monsters! All I can say is "oh my."

Oh, and a sidenote. The Practice, and Boston Public (two of the only shows I consider worth watching anymore) are doing a crossover. Dude who is friend of dude who was doing the student got fired, and he's hiring the chick from The Practice to get him his job back (notice how I don't actually pay attention to the little details, like names and stuff). The Practice episode is almost over, and was pretty good. Only problem is that if he wins (I'm sure he will, I can't see them getting rid of two characters that easily (though I liked Milton, and am not sure if he's really gone)) what happens when he goes back to his job. I wonder how you go back to work with people you attacked in a courtroom.

February 5, 2001

Cold Deoderant Helps Me Wake Up with a "AIEEE!"

Another dream last night, after a decent amount of sleep. Actually, overall yesturday sucked not as much as it could have. I went off to see Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon with tig, foz, and engel, had dinner (I do have meatballs!), and watched my sunday night lineup of TV. Probably more than I watch during the week.... and God bless Matt Groening for showing 3 men being gang-raped by 14 foot tall amazonian women on Futurama! XFiles didn't totally suck, and on the Practice that guy who was in trouble got off (I only follow it wht half an ear).

That means I'm almost ready to start a week of work. For anyone counting, that's 2 weeks and 2 days left before heading to the tropical goodness of Hawaii! But I'm not counting (honest).

My dream last night involved climbing, a white spot, and two of my friends. I'd get into it but I have to head out to that work place to do that code stuff. Well, I have 5 min or so so why not?

Me, Engel and Iambe went across the river to go to white spot. When we got there the resturant was up on top of a big hill, so Iambe grabbed this big rope that was laid out and started climbing, while Engel belayed (well, hauled the rope in from his side anyway. Somehow (and looking back I'm not sure how this happened), the rope got away from engel and he let go. Seeing as Iambe was going up, the rope was trailing above her and around a tree or something at the top and then back down to the bottom, I'm not sure how it got away, but that's what dreams are for right? So he looked confused and I jumped up the hill (small cliff) and climbed for a couple of feet and grabbed theend of the line, helping Iambe get up to the top safe. After that I was woken up by the melodious sound of my alarm clock, coaxing me out of bed.

Figured out why my backup alarm was waking me up 10 or so minutes late.... it's amazing what'll happen when your time is off by ten minutes.

Eeek! There's Engel going to his car now! Gotta jet!

February 2, 2001

If you could go back, would you?

This mornin was a slow morning to get up, probably partially by the fact I got to sleep so early (11:19pm is the last time I saw on my clock). It also caused more weird dreams.

I was in the public library in Maple Ridge, beside Rogers video. Wandering around in there I saw a couple of people who I thought I recognized from school (Krista was the first). I ignored them and made sure they didn't see me just yet. After a bit I went to the main shelves and was looking at some posters or something in the bottom shelf. Returning from I noticed one or two more of the old Garibaldi gang (Jason... not H, but another one, with long blonde hair... was one of them) all standing around in a circle. Looked like a bunch of them had met up and were shooting the shit. I wandered towards them and a girl recognized me and came towards me to greet me, and then kneed me in the balls (not that hard, more of a tap with her knee than anything). I hammed it up a bit, and then started talking to them.

After a bit they dispersed, or something, and I left the library. When I got outside I realized I'd forgotten to check out a book, and took it and popped it down the return book slot. I then went back to the parking lot (above ground, multi level) and looked for my car. In doing so I met up with some wierd guy who I don't think I know. I sort of said near him "Now I just have to remember at which entrance I left my car." He walked near/with me, not sure which, as I randomly squeezed my alarm remote, hoping to hear my car beep at me.

Somehow I made it to another library, and lost the weird guy. In this library I found my old elementry school principle, Mr. A... don't remember his full name. He looked a bit like Klinger from M.A.S.H. though. We walked up the narrow stairs to the elevator down, where I waited for him to hit the button or move so I could squeeze by and hit the button. I started talking to him and asking how he was, etc etc. and then were a couple of uncomfortable silences (I asked him how his family was and he said something to the effect of "they were in chains when they came over.... I don't want to talk about it." Very weird. So he's giving me his phone number (he's a private eye as well as a librarian) on the back of a plastic bag he found in the fridge and I gave him some paper that would work better for him. He wrote something like "get away, danger" on the paper. I think that's about the time my alarm went off (again).

January 16, 2001

If I had a Million Dollars...

Quicky update (belated). I had my car in for it's regular servicing today. A strange thing for me actually, as I'm more used to only taking a car into the shop when something is actually broken on it. Of course, I know that 99% of the time it's un-needed and a way for them to make money, but it wasn't that bad and I got a free clean out of the deal (which lets me check off another uncompleted goal from the weekend, "find detailing place."

I also got a couple of things going tonight as well. I didn't get to do testing for work stuff, as right in the middle of literally running the test program, my net went out. As you can see it's back now, but at the time I just gave up and went to bed for my luxurious 7 hours. However, I did get

  • CD-Burning going under linux (not hard, just haven't gotten around to doing it yet).
  • Installed the Linux Progress Patch on my system. Basically it's a cool graphical bootup thingy, which is pretty cool. Granted, it sucks a bit that it's another patch that I'll have to remember to apply when I upgrade, but c'est la vie eh?

January 6, 2001

Do other people have the voices in their heads?

Pop Quiz. Say you are a 600 pound man, dating a girl who loves you and does anything you want her to do. Now say you had a small, how you say, "affair". If you were going to tell her this, would you...
  • Tell her that your feelings have changed, or that you need some time, or any of a thousand non-hurtful ways of telling someone you're not going to be with her.

    Or...

  • Bring her on the Jerry Springer Show along with the anorexic piece of trailer trash (and I mean that in every sense of the word) with the largest bleached blond hair I've seen since the 80s, and get the ho to tell her that she's fucking you.
Personally I'd take option #1, but hey, that's just me.

On an aside, from the next "guest", does starting a conversation with "Well, as you may know I sleep with married men for money..." do Good or Bad for your reputation. Such wonderful phrases like "Your mama a slut, bitch" are thrown about. Such eliquance.

I'd go on a bit about the people on the show, but I'll not waste too many electrons. All I know is I really, really hope that they get these people off a small island somewhere (or maybe grow them... hm....) and that these people never actually make contact with the rest of the population. Maybe because of it's huge ratings (who wouldn't want to watch a couple of guys try to fight, or a couple of girls, or hell, just a whole bunch of people) it's seen all over the place and this is what other cultures think that western culture is (for example, right now a high paid prostitute is trying to convince her cousin that it's not a bad thing that she's taking her sister (19) into the prostitution game). Good God.

Someday, someday I think that I'd like to gather up all these people and ship them to Greenland, just like we talked about in high school. At least the Jerry Springer commercials admit they are "detaching themselves from normal society.

Sorry, had to get that out of my system. I'm going to go back to hiding indoors now.

December 5, 2000

The team with the most Visors win

Ok, so the idea of sleeping early is shot to hell, thanks to Junkyard wars (mental note: 3 in a row next wednesday night). Oh well, it was a cool show anyway.

Got back from my little trip ok, came back to loving cats and a far warmer bed than the I stayed in. Got some good code done today... we have the intricacies of SSL worked out and now it's just the "knobby bits" to finish up. Fun with pointers :P

November 27, 2000

Ugh.

Just a couple of notes of importance today.

Happy Birthday Iambe!

So who has my Matrix DVD?

February 16, 2000

02/16/2000

Would someone please explain to me why the cats will only eat out of one side of their bowl?

December 2, 1999

12/02/99 2

At this point of the night I normally figure why bother going to bed, how is 5.5 hours going to be any better than 4.5 hours of sleep? May as well get some work done.

12/02/99

Well, today is the open house... or will be, when I wake up in 6 hours. I don't understand marketing people. We're cleaning the office. The bosses (bossi?) are out of town or something, so it's me and our salesdude. First he gets me to clean the workbench off of all the stuff we were working on. Then he goes and puts other mess on the workbench, to give the appearence we are working. HUH?!? WTF? Maybe I'm just an idiot, but wouldn't it have made more sense to just leave it as it was? Well wouldn't it? I was under the (obviously mistaken) impression that an open house was to open your office up to the world to show them what we're all about. This would include the notes written on the whiteboard (all whiteboards are 99% empty at this moment), the work we're doing on the workbench and so on. Now, it wouldn't include my cow-orker's 2 week old lunch, sitting on his desk and happily growing things. I will however, let him deal with that :)

2 things waiting for me at the post office. Hope I get there in time after work tomorrow. The first <hung head> is the start of my christmas shopping. Yes, I know, I should leave it till the last minute like any other respectable single male, but sadly, I didn't. Everything else though I'll leave till Dec 23rd again though ok? The other is a CD that I ordered ages ago. Oh well, I guess they had to ship it sometime eh?

I semi-retract my bitches about Keating from yesturday. The dude I talked to first, Stewart called me today and asked if I had sent the info. Well, Adrienne, whom I spoke to while onsite the other day had given me the distinct impression that the information he passed back to me (it is something wrong with the ISDN line itself) came from Stewart up in tier 2. Seems that's not quite right, or something. Anyway, good 'ol Stew called me a couple of times today. Once just to say that they were working on it! Wow, now that's service. Course, I think he is on prozac or something, cause he was far to happy. I wonder if he got the purple flavored ones...

Thoughts for the day, as I'm in a whimsical mood:

  • Live
  • Screw Logic (always)
  • Analysis good
  • Over analysis not always good
  • Go with it, see where this strange, screwed up and distorted view of reality we see out of our eyeballs every day and night that we call life brings us
  • Choose to be happy
  • Avoid burping in front of clients

Oh aside. I finally got caught up with (and hung out with) someone I met (literally) years ago <wave>. That was cool. Nice to find another person like me out there once and a while ($DEITY forbid!).

November 27, 1999

11/27/99

Ugh. Drunk. Had my 3rd cigar ever, but it is ok, it was in celebration of my roomie having his baby. A boy named Jesse and weighing 7 pounds something. Went out to the bar with his best bud mark to celebrate. I'm not feeling so hot right now to be honest.

And I'd forgotten how bad highlander II was. I think I'm going to bed now. All I have to say is the clug scene still isn't my scene and the only girl I danced with was my roomie's best friends GF. Ugh.

Sleep now.

November 24, 1999

11/24/99

So I come home after 13 hours at work (not all that spent working mind you, there was lunch and dinner, but from the office from 9 to 10:30ish), the house is a sty, there's cat puke on the front mat and I have no desire to do anything but sleep.

Sorry for the lack of updates lately, it's been just nuts. Seems all my free time is taken up, and when I do have free time, I spend it lazing about and wishing I could get out. I need a vacation I think :)

All I want to do is sleep... but first I want to start X compiling... 200 Megs of source code could take some time. BTW, the alanisdoingwhatsquizdidfirst project is coming along well. Most of the non-X apps and utils are compiled and installed, all with -O2 -march=i686 to optimize the smeg out of them. Now things like X and gtk and gnome etc are next. I've been without a non-console interface to the computer world (at least at home) for a couple of days now, and you know what, it's 100x faster. Try freshmeat on netscape and then try it with lynx, you'll see a huge difference. Not gtk vs. qt bs either. It's fun. Now to figure out why X needs imake but won't make it.... ARGH!

(yes, squiz, you did warn me....)

In other news...

  • I've still gotten minimul done in house hunting.
  • Local guitar doode Yohimbe has agreed to make me into a guitar god.
  • Big ass bday bash coming up next weekend... whoho!
  • Thinking a lot about the yet-to-be-got apartment, and interior decorations etc... neat stuff I think. It'll be nice to have a place where only I am responsible for making it a mess.

Sleep now.

October 26, 1999

10/26/99

Two mistakes, and so close togeather!

Now I'm not perfect, nor even close to it. But two mistakes.... aieee! The first one is that in my previous Dawson's Creek update... at the end when I said it was Joey who stole the PSAT answers.... oops, it was Andy... Andy McFee, who cheated on her BF Pacey with some guy at the rehab center, who returned everything she had ever been given to him ("Even the memories?" "Especially the memories"), had stolen the notes. I guess it was my lusting after Katie Holmes (Joey Potter) that made me see her everywhere, including the last scene of last weeks episode.

The second mistake was to do an 'ifconfig eth0:0 down' last night, proving once again that you shouldn't do system maintenance when you're tired. Tom @ paralynx rebooted me though (thanks dude) and we're back up and running (with smail running again! whoho!).

Here's a teaser from what I saw this morning...

Jack's little football friend, whom I at first thought was gay, is still lusting after Jen... and some cheerleading function has (or is) going to lead her to be "auctioned" off in a pep-ralley type thing. This'll cause her to give the winner of the auction a kiss. Can you see where this is going? I think you can. Also, Joey and Pacey are hanging out more it seems... I'm not sure where that is going or if it's good should it go that way. I could be wrong though. No sign of Eve yet this episode either (hmm....). Ok, enough till I finish watching it.

October 25, 1999

10/25/99

Dream of the 'eve:

The boss decided to send me to a show, any show (in San Jose?) that was at the right time it seemed. Looking to find one on a mug from some comdex/LWE. The office was this big big area now. Then some monster/big guy/nasty was there and beating us all up. And my cat was attacked by something and I was very sad, and had to take him to the vet the next day (which is why it was distressing to me to have the snot beaten out of me when I should have been going to the vet).

Weird huh? I think this sort of thing might be a reason why people don't remember their dreams :)

October 21, 1999

10/21/99

LMAO link of the day from da shack, head to intel-insdie.com. Hit the link too :)

Been pretty busy lately, I've not finished the DC Update! (soon to have it's own page). So here it is:

Basically the show was about knowing good and evil (wow, what a surprise with a lead in like the one I talked about). Eve gives Dawson the Practice SAT answers and he has to decide what to do. He brings them to his friends and they discuss a bit, and then are interrupted. Having to leave the envelope they return later to find it gone. Eeek! So who took them!? A "I'll leave my locker unlocked and whoever can just return them anonymously" doesn't work, and it's figured (and probably rightly so than no fellow classmates outside the group would steal an unmarked brown envelope.

Talking to Dawson Eve says she knows who it is... "the person you just thought about". Apparently Dawson was talking about his best friend Pacey, as he goes to confront him and guilt trip him. Not a great plan as Pacey's pissed drunk from a night of angst as Andie has just returned everything he ever gave her ("even the memories?" "especially those".... ouch! that's gotta hurt!). So they argue, throw a few insults back and forth and then duke it out like men should do when arguing. The end result is moot however, he didn't take it. Dawson goes back and tells Eve that now he's gotten to know her he doesn't really like her. I still want to know where she came from and what she wants with him! She looks mildly annoyed/confused when he walks away from her though (good boy Dawson).

In the end though the thief is the one that had the most to lose. Joey, needing to get a scholorship/award/whatever is seen marking the answers down quite quickly. She stops, looks around, and then opens the book of questions.

Deep eh?

There's also some stuff with the guy who owns the resturant she works at wanting to take her out, and I for some reason think that she and Pacey are going to get togeather, but that's just me.

Till next week...

October 19, 1999

10/19/99

Well it's early morn and alls well, I think. Well, except for the fact that our new transparent proxy seems to use disk space in a BIG way. Fsck. While I write this I'm waiting for a du -s to finish and it's not... gads...

Went out last night with Iambe for some pool and was met later by Iambro (whom I whipped in at least one game with an awsome bank shot on the 8... that felt good). This being tuesday morning you all know what it means. Yes, that's right, my degredation into a soapaholic with another Dawson's Creek spoiler. Course, as per usual I only watched the first 30 min or so before work this morning, so that's all your getting.

Well it would seem that Dawson's virginity is in question now. Thousands of teenage girls are now wondering if their perfect haired fantasy has been deflowered. They'll no doubt look at him differently and ask themselves if he's the same Dawson Leary that they once knew. (gads, sometimes I can't write the shit I write without cracking up).

Now I'm not saying it happened, all I know is the show started with him and Eve on his bed, having a movie night, him saying that "it's movie night, we watch movies" "but can we have sex afterwards?" "<stutter>well I'm not ruling out that possibility</stutter>". Then she said she liked TV, he didn't, camera moves over them as they lie down in bed togeather as he says that tv sucks cause they always cut to commercial at the good parts...

Cut to commerical.

Amusing.

So maybe they did, maybe they didn't. I'm glad it's not a focal point anyway, as that would be tiresome IMHO, and it's been done before (lord knows on this show enough). The ironic part of this sequence is that it touched on the whole Garden of Eden Eve thing. At the beginning she gives Dawson an apple and tells him that biting of it will bring him the knowledge of good and evil.... and hands him SAT answers. So I'm guessing this'll be to see if he will use them or not, or probably (as all our characters are good and pure and moral) get in trouble. Last bit I saw he plopped said answers down in front of the gang and they were like "are those what I think they are?".

Some other bits with Pacey and his X and a bit of bitterness (I still have hope that he'll forgive her) and Joey's jelousy of losing Dawson to the sexpot... I mean Eve.

What oh what conclusions will be found to this continuing drama? Keep en eye out to here for when I finish watching the show...

October 17, 1999

10/17/99

Almost had a semi-productive day today. Except for being called at sometime really early (6am or so I think) by Iambe (time diff iambe! time diff!), which was ok cause it was asking me which O'Reilly books I wanted her to pick up for me. Good to hear things are going well over in Atlanta anyway.

Got some stuff done. Some mailing wasn't done due to the bank closing at 4pm (don't ask) and I wasn't near the bank till then because after my early morning phone call I was back asleep for a while :) Seems SilverStr didn't have that great luck with his class today. A bad install, partitioning wankerage, and a dead battery leant to both of us going to the pub for a Guiness at noon. Great lunch huh? Got some shopping done, now I have sandwich stuff for the week, so I can stop wasting money with buying food (though the little sandwich place across the way makes a mean kaiser for $3.75).

Hung out with Llau this eve for a bit, but was sadly not that exciting to hang out with, cause I was writing this column for Iambe. I personally think it's disjointed and not all that wonderful (wasn't really in a writing mood), but you can decide for yourself I guess.

I guess my one big accomplishment was making a great playlist with my newly organized mp3s...

Ohhhh! Almost forgot. this site has a parody of hentai, the anime/porn stuff involving naked young girls and tenticle monsters. It is very funny, but also very very adult oriented. You've been warned.

October 16, 1999

10/16/99

2:46am
Well, after a night at the pub with some good friends, and some tequila shots raised in toast (not celebration), I put off sleep a little longer and redid my journal page. I had it much cooler, with a funky shaded blue boarder all around, but that didn't work well if anything in the journal was non-wrappable (like <PRE> tagged sections), so I killed it. This is much simpler too. A very IMHO cool logo, some font work to make things a little better, a re-design of the boarder bars (simple still, and boring yes) and now it's really bedtime.

Evening
I feel like I lost an update somewhere. Oh well, I'm probably just confused.

On the DC side of things he didn't. She told him that she'd rock his world, and he got all prepared (even a lovely scene of the Buying of the Condoms (very funny) that matches nicely with my own writing on the subject). She finds him during a pep rally and there is a predicable (yet funny) scene when she comes and says 'it's time' (she had said to sweet innocent Dawson that he had to just be ready, and she'd pick the time and place) and they start going at it behind a projecter screen in a pep-rally, with Dawson leaning up against the controls to raise and lower said screen.

Like I said, predicatable. He impressivly handled it though, bowing before a theatre full of pep-rallied students and so on. I personally would have turned red and ran straight to the next province out of embarassment.

He told her afterwards that he wanted his first time to be special yaddi yaddi yaddi.

Afterward he talked to Joey about stuff, and (I felt) put some closure on their lack of getting back togeather.

A secret fan out there mentioned that some attention should be paid to the mystery girl's name. Eve. The one who tempted Adam. Ok, that's about all I have to say on the subject really. I'm not sure about this, but I think that after the pep rally incident he asked her for her phone # and she said "that you'll have to earn". So the sex is free but her # isn't. Maybe he's going to try a relationship with her? Who knows, we all know we'll be on edge till next Monday...

Weekend. Yummy.

September 29, 1999

09/29/99

I think I may make it to bed tonight before midnight. What a strange concept. Course, all the times I've done this lately I just lie awake in bed and say to myself "wow, I'm going to get soooo much sleep tonight" till I fall asleep 3 hours later.

Got an email from a guy today who had a dream about me. No, not that kind of dream you perverts, but it was bizzare. Let me quote a bit.

I had a weird dream last night and you were in it. Well, by name only.

Here's how it went: A friend of mine told me he was cutting peoples hair in the style of old rock musicians. He asked if he should cut mine like <some name I can't remember> or maybe -- here it is! -- Arcterex. I said no, 'cause I didn't know what he looked like anyway. I only knew his songs.

Then there was a part with some scotsmen playing Waldhorns (those big horns you have in Austria) with bagpipes stuck on the end. This is not a joke. I realy dreamt it. (so it must be true)

Isn't that weird?

I wonder what it means.

It probably means you have unresolved issues with your mother after she flushed your pet hamster or something...

So screw the cleaning, I can do that later. I was doing installs all day, had a workout tonight, even did my crunches (inspired by T, who does 125 a night (I'm at like... 50 or so)), and updated ufies with all sorts of new and (maybe) interesting stuff. So I'll let myself relax a bit by sleeping tonight.

The installs today were actually really nice and easy for a change. There were problems of course, but as usual they were client related. The first was a T1 install, and except for plugging in the eth0 and eth1 in the wrong way, no problems happened getting things going as far as net connection or communication between the lan and the server. Getting the stupid DHCP server to give out the right gateway and dns info was. I don't know the NT dhcp server stuff, hell, I only really dealt with dhcp in linux! The only real "D'oh" moment was when I was trying to surf and had forgotten to unlock myself.

oops

For those who don't know our server, head to the site and learn all about it! (blatent plug)

The second install (putting a co-location box in an ISP) went so smooth it was magic. Plug. Plug. Ping. Working! I'm still waiting for lightning to strike...

Lots of work to do tomorrow, so a semi-early night (maybe I should rant less to decrease the time I spend in between saying that I'm just going to do a couple of updates and finishing them. Did that make sense? Hell, I donno, I don't read what I write. My fingers are stopping working now so I think that's a sign.

September 18, 1999

09/18/99

Welp, another weekend of not relaxing and doing nothing or not relaxing and getting stuff done, but oh well.

First of all I picked up my white board today. It has replaced my Java 1.1 class hierarchy poster behind the door (stupid door is too solid to bash the little nails into :( ). It's even being used! I have my UFies Todo, Life Todo, and Projects lists all written down there. So now I have no need to keep everything that I need to do and all the stuff I want to do in my falliable brain, instead it sits on the wall! Now if I pay more attention to it there is another question :)

I'm heading out early tomorrow morning to go down to Seattle for visiting a friend of mine, the devel lead on the Time City project (and our neighbors at LWE). (We're also going down for a secret surprise thing, but I can't say more right here). It'll be nice to get away, even if it means getting up in ... gah... 6 hours. So much for sleeping in eh? And packing? What is that again? Sure it's only for a night, but I still have to grab sleeping bag etc. Oh well, twill all be done in good enough time I guess.

There seems like there is something else I was going to rant about, but I think that sleep is more important (as always) now.

September 17, 1999

09/17/99

So much for my brilliant plan of going to bed at a decent hour. After the upgrade of the server I went out for a coffee with a friend and chatted till late at night (apparently I am an easy-to-talk-to-person or something). A long drive home and now I finally get around to email and updating and stuff. But on the bright side, tomorrow night is Friday (whoho!). Course my idea of a rockin' Friday night is getting a chance to veg out on the couch for a few hours, or spend some quality time with a book. Now whether or not I'll get a chance to do that tomorrow night is another question....

When I got in tonight I (for once) didn't go to the computer first and check email/icq... instead I went to the bathroom to take a piss, as sipping on iced teas for 3 hours in Boston Pizza is hard on the bladder. Too much information maybe? I thought so. I eat well today, so tomorrow night will be started off with a run, to make up for having both lunch and dinner (and tomorrow's lunch will probably be home brought, as I bought both lunch and dinner today).

Didn't I say I was going to bed? Yes, I belive I did. I need a white board though. My desk is far too messy, and I think a white board hanging the back of my door would be good, somthing to write down todo lists, projects, ideas, designs and stuff. Having it right there (and not written on a piece of paper buried in my piles of other paper) in front of my face would maybe get me more motivated to do the cool stuff I want to do. That and having your own white board would be neat :) Maybe I'll look at lunch tomorrow at staples or whatever.

Ok, now I'm really going.

September 16, 1999

09/16/99

8:27
Fortune cookie fortune last night:

A refreshing change is in your future.

Not sure if I believe it though. Unless it means I won't have to do any more installs perhaps?

Argh... go work now.

September 15, 1999

09/15/99

Something simple today. Well, this early morning anyway. An icq sent my way gave forth inspiration. Check out this page for the works (though it's not the nicest page) of Alfred Lord Tennyson, my favorite poet. Here's a sampling of (coincidently) my favorite poem by him...

"The Eagle"

He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

September 11, 1999

09/11/99

Well the weekend is upon us.

It is?

I got home from work tonight at 1:30 (that would be now). Well, ok, so I was only at work till 11:30, and stopped by a friend's on the way home but that's not the point! In a funny and probably quite sick way I had a good time tonight. Just sitting and coding cool stuff, munching on some pizza (going for a run tomorrow morning to make up for that health discretion) and chatting with friends. Course, tomorrow I'll be doing the same thing, having offered to work on a Saturday (we have a big project due on Monday that has to get done).

But there's lots of other things to do. I got home and found my credit card bill and my cell phone bill (neither of which I opened, not having the strength at this time to handle it), 2 bags of garbage smelling up the place (I'll be taking those out tomorrow on the way to my run), cats with no cat food (to be got after the run), and a room that hasn't been cleaned or used as anything other than a place to sleep and type for the last week or so. I don't think the vacuum cleaner is working either (I could be wrong) but this place is in need of it (and why does roomie* not do that instead of sitting on their asses in front of mindless game-shows during the day/eve/weekends???).

But I digress.

I hope that the others out there, that would be my faithful readers, are getting out and relaxing, partying it up if you need to unwind, sleeping if you are tired, getting better if you are ill, or not working if you've been working too hard. I won't be, but hey, I slave for you :)

Head to ufies.org too, I'll be sticking some cool links and stuffs up there tonight after I hit save here (well, C-x C-s actually, but whose counting?).

Well I hear cats fighting so that must be my queue....

September 10, 1999

09/10/99

"It's 5 am and the late late show is over..."

Ok, so it's only 2am, but still. Got out of the LUG meeting (and after-meeting... ie: nachos over at the pub with the boys) late and by the time I got home, did my laundry, and got around to updating, finishing up etc it was already late enough I had no chance of getting the 8 hours of sleep that I was hoping for, and will have to deal with the 5 or so I'll get between now and getting up in the morning to do training.

I did an install for work this afternoon evening, and it sucked. Normally these things are semi ok, but this time a combination of ethernet cards coming up in the wrong order, cables, bad faxes and putting IP addresses wrong the "quick" install turned into a 3 hour ordeal. And the person there was all bitchy-like and had to leave at 5 or something (she was there till 6 cause she couldn't leave with me in there (ha!)). When we finally got it working I didn't have time to set things up on a client machine and do training so guess who gets to wander into Surrey first thing tomorrow. Been a while since I've had rush-hour to deal with though, so I guess it'll be a matter of re-education or something. Getting home was nice after that though, mad people in rush hour trying to kill me aside.

September 6, 1999

09/06/99

Well thus ends labor day weekend. Theoretically the last weekend before school starts again, the last long weekend of the summer, and all that stuff.

Theoretically the long weekend where I got all my mod_perl stuff at least started, and all sorts of other things done. Sadly though, I sat on my ass for two of the three days and did pretty much nothing. And I don't feel a bit guilty about it!

Saturday night was possibly the longest wedding I've ever been too. I won't get into it, but basically the wedding itself went quite fast, except for the 10 hour (well it seemed like it) prayer/reading/analysis of some quote/scripture/thingy, intermixed with useless anecdotes about the couple (which I, as a guest of a cousin, knew nothing about). That was long. The reception was nice, but again, long. They had a bunch of good ideas, all of which I've seen employed at one time or another in other weddings I've been to. A slide show, skits, song, prayer, speeches, etc. The bad part was that they used all of them. One or two - ok. More than that - not ok. Got it? At least during the wedding ceremony there were a lot of prayers so I got to put my head down and catch a bit of shut eye without anyone seeing... falling asleep in one's plate in a banquet hall (a nice one I might add, out at a golf course in haney/pitt meadows) would most likely be noticed.

So yea, I got some movies watched (well, on tv) and a lot of writing done, and another little project I've been working on finally all wrapped up. Maybe I'll throw some of it online, I'm debating the (metaphorical) wrapping though. Black on grey for a web page is just so 1990 though you know?

August 30, 1999

08/30/99

Eeek. End of the month. Things keep rockin' and a rolling along. And even though it was wet outside, and kinda dreary. I couldn't smell the rain anymore. I have a feeling it was all in my mind in the first place. (Those of you who don't understand feel free to email me about it, or else just nod and smile).

VPN still rocks. I suppose I should go back to it. Hmm... interesting, the boss figured I'd be finished the frontend GUI to our VPN stuff by 3 and it's 3. Wow, he's good.

August 25, 1999

08/25/99

*yawn*
Well I actually got to bed at a semi-decent hour last night. I helped Tiggersol's GF's parents pack up his and K's stuff into a truck (why exactly do you need a tv, vcr and stereo tig, if you're not taking the bed? Oh well. Except for a splattering of rain it all went well. I came home after and found my key didn't work in the front door.

Damn.

Tried lock. Knocked. Tried lock again (something was stuck in it or something). Phone. No answer. Damn. Phone again. No answer. Roomie's jeep is downstairs so he must be out with friends. Damn. Play with lock some more. Finally roomie comes to the door looking very tired and "wtf is going on".

Phew...

Todays random tip of the day comes from an anonymous friend of mine:

Just a suggestion, but I hear that it isn't really a good idea to walk into
an outside corner of a wall in the dark. It may cause bleeding, pain, and
uncontrollable laughter in observers. Or so I hear.

Anyhoo, I've gotta do an install of some new hardware at one of our sites today, and pick up the LWE pictures. Oh, and do things like shower and change, and not do email and journal updates at 8am. Silly boy.

BTW, VPN is very very cool. I'll give more details later on.

August 4, 1999

08/04/99

Well, the floods of mail regarding my religous war have stopped... well, ok, they never really started. I did however get a comment from one of my best friends (and one of those weird Christian people (but the good kind)).

Oh yeah, as for your first girlfriend's comment about argueing
with us religious nuts, see sig.  8-)

--
Brad
"You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason
   themselves into" -- Rick Adams, in alt.folklore.urban
At first I thought he was being a bad boy and not standing up for his faith.... then I realized he was talking about me :)

August 2, 1999

08/02/99 part 2

3:40am
I suppose the reason I'm still up is that I injested about 16 glasses of coke at Red Robin tonight eh?

08/02/99

2:50am
On orders from above (well, below geographically) I'm updating my journal. Appolagies for the delay, this weekend had been mega-busy. The beach trip on saturday (wow, going out into the big blue room) and the resulting vegging on sunday due to my back's burn (Note: tanning oil does not protect you from the sun) were pretty cool. Monday was a meet in the eve with celt and illiad and iambe and roundtop and minupla and javajawa and sillz. And a very confused waiter when Iambe told him "I like to be flogged" in response to "what would you like to order". Long story, probably best not to ask anyway :) I'm sure it'll be appearing on her column sometime soon.

The vi(m) vs (X)Emacs article is coming along slowly. I was going to do more work on it the afternoon (well, my afternoon was 5-7 or so as I got up at 2 :) but I vegged a bit and played some Q3 (which I'd be doing now if I didn't have people downloading stuff from my ftp server as I'm downloading stuff from elsewhere. Ie: 0 bandwidth.

It'll get done though. Note that this is being written with XEmacs :)

Too all those who will be not only packing up but actually moving across the country in like ... a day, more good luck and best wishes to them.

Now, it's like, 3am and while I got a lot of sleep this weekend, I have to get up in 4.5 hours to go to work. Cheers all.

April 26, 1999

04/26/99

1:06am
Back from the Sun Run. Status: not terrible. I can think of better ways of spending my sunday morning though, instead of walking 10 km on purpose with about 30million other people.

Course, it's good for me or something right?

Anyway, bed now, back soon.

Oh, btw, sometimes you just have to succum to worship. I'm sure it'll pass though :-)

March 26, 1999

3/26/99

Well, no remembered dreams lately , which is a good thing because I think that there is nothing more boring than hearing about others dreams, especially if they are a) not about you b) weird or c) only mean something to that person.

My role as head tomatoe and codewanker for the whole UF thing is increasing. While Illiad (the bastard) is lounging around in europe with large breasted scandinavian women fawning all over him, I get to update the site, cartoons, etc. Of course, controlling the site will be fun too :-). Ok, I promise not to put the doctored pics of him in bondage gear up right away. I was going to write an update script for him, but apparently another guy (Foot_Note) beat me too it. I think that if it works I owe him a big thing of thanks. If it breaks everything of course, I'll have to administer a beating :-)

Things have been busy here lately. I have about 3 terminals open with code in them, waiting to be finished up.... or started. Hopefully tonight and this weekend I'll have some time to finish up the code and a couple of new pages I want to throw up. I got a suggestion for a page for Cornelious, and I think I could make a really funny/cute one (playboy format, turn ons, turn offs, etc). It's just finding the time to do it.

Mental note: Don't forget to update UF every night. Forgetting would be a bad thing.

I'm going to be going to the auto show this weekend with some friends. I'll be missing (darn gee whiz) the Motely Crue concert that I was invited with. This is all taking away precious coding time mind you, but hey, such is life.

Hmm.... oh yea, the excersie thing. I havne't noticed any weight loss (unless the weight I'm losing is being turned into muscle, but that's ok), but I think that my arms are getting back up there for climbing. Drinking water all day and going to bed at a reasonable hour is actually making me feel better. I just need another 8 hours or so tacked onto the day for extra sleep. Running still sucks though <g>. Here is some things I've learned that I felt like I should pass on.

  • Don't stop. No, really, don't. Even though every logical bit of your brain says that it would feel good to stop, and it would be good to stop, it's wrong. I made the mistake of stopping to tie my shoelace and discovered that my legs stopped working when I started moving again.
  • Running at night is nice, as long as the cars are coming from behind. This allows you to actually see where you are going from the headlights.
  • Cars coming from ahead of you is a bad thing... blinding someone who can't see where they are going is not suggested.
  • If you wear glasses, you'll find that you have an extra incentive to keep running... if you stop or slow down (remember what I said about stopping?) they fog up, making it even harder to see.
  • I'd include a picture of the route that I run, but it would just be a black square. Rumor has it that it's actually a nice country road, but I don't think I've ever seen it in the daylight.
  • Running with a clear sky is nice... just point yourself at the moon or a star and keep going.
  • Why is there someone that keeps on honking at me when they drive by me? Unless they mistake me for a pretty female runner (not likely in my baggy green sweats and grad sweatshirt), or a sexy male runner (again, I'm anything but attractive while panting along).

February 21, 1999

02/21/99

Well, another day goes by...

First of all, I spent a lot of the day assembling the new ufies.org server. Too bad it doesn't work! I don't know what the problem is... the video card I got from the second hand store was bust (*grumble*), but something else is wrong. It boots to the first screen, but doesn't do a memory check. I think it's either the motherboard, the cpu, or the ram. Tomorrow I'll start swapping parts with my main system to see what doesn't work. Feh.

Well, today I took Iambe's advice and asked someone out. I actually had a very nice coffee with a salesgirl from the local staples. Too bad she's dating her Economics prof.

Feh.

On a much nicer note, I talked to a dear friend of mine now living in the UK (*wavetollau*). She's well, and busy, and I woke her up at 10am <g> But I got to talk with her anyway. I'll be going out there sometime this spring/early summer, and I can't wait. I need to get out of here for a while.

Also, the peer2peer personals site (http://personals.ufies.userfriendly.org), is going great. We have a lack of women looking for men, and an aboundance of 20something men looking for women (gee, go figure), but things seem to be going well. I've been making minor improvements to the site over the last bit, keeping things up and going. Many thanks and kudos to Iambe for her work getting the submissions in and updated.

December 28, 1998

12/28/98

"This is Plan B.

"Every day for the rest of your lives, all of your living moments are to be spent making others aware of this need -- the need to probe and drill and examine and locate the words that take us to beyond ourselves.

"Scrape. Feel. Dig. Believe. Ask.

"Ask questions, no screech questions out loud -- while kneeling in front of the electric doors at safeway, demanding other citizens ask questions along with you -- while chewing up old textbooks and spitting out the words onto downtown sidewalks -- outside the Planet hollywood, outside the stock exchange, and outside the Gap.

"Grind questions into the glass on photocopiers. Scrape challenges onto old auto parts and throw them off of bridges so that future people digging in the mud will question the world too. Careve eyeballs into tire treads and onto show leathers so that your every trail speaks of thinking and questioning and awareness. Design molecules that crystallize into question marks. Make bar codes print out fables, not prices. You can't even through away a piece of litter unless it has a question stamped on it -- a demand for people to reach a finer place."

...

"What do we ask?" Wendy says.

"Ask whatever challenges dead and thoughtless beliefs. Ask: When did we become human beings and stop being whatever it was we were before this? Ask: What was the specific change that made us human? Ask: Why do people not particularly care about their ancestors more than three generations back? Ask: Why are we unable to think of any real future beyond, say, a hundred years from now? Ask: How can we begin to think of a future as something enormous before us that also includes us? Ask: Having become human, what is it that we are now doing or creating that will transform us into whatever it is that we are slated to next become?

Even if it means barking on street corners, that's what you have to do, each time baying louder than before. You must testify. There is no other choice.

"What is destiny? Is there a difference between personal destiny and collective destiny? 'I always knew I was going to become a movie star.' 'I always knew I was meant to murder.' Is Destiny artificial? Is it unique to Man? Where did Destiny come from?

... Your eyes will always feel as if you've been staring at the sun, your bodies seemingly aching to cool them by staring at the moon. There aren't enough words for 'transform.' You'll invent more."

"... You'll become clearer and clearer."

p272,273 Girlfriend in a Coma, Douglas Coupland

Just got back from a good friend's place, and it's 1am so what else is there to do but update the journal?

The disussions we had (which lasted some time) were centered around religion and dating. Two subjects that I have no qualifications to speak on, but since this is the net, I will anyway. And chances are that people'll believe me too.

I'll start out light, with my requirements for a female in a relationship (Brad, you can take this to yer wife if you want). From unserious to serious...

  • Female
  • Breathing and concious
  • Able to hold a intelligent conversation.

    Now, this doesn't have anything to do with like, math scores, or having a degree or educational (not that these are bad things), but more being able to think for themselves. Someone I can talk to for hours at a time and make sense, who makes me think, and I can make her think.

  • Not a root vegetable.
  • Someone who complements me and completes me as a person.
  • Knowing the significance of the number 42 is a bonus, but not required.
  • ... as is answering the questions "what is 6 times 9?"

I had a lot more, but I got distracted copying out the quotes above. Now onto the religion.

It's not Amish, but similar in a lot of ways. I'd love to get right into it, but the only thing I have time for right now is a quick rant on education. Seems that students are only required to go to grade 9, and are only expected to. Why you ask (as I asked)? Well, you don't need more that grade 9 to be a farmer or truck driver.

Good point.

However, I've always felt that letting our children know what is out there for them is better than sheltering them from the outside world and the possibilities of things that they could do. What if Einstein was never told that there were possibilities out there. If Socraties was told to stop asking such silly questions, you will be a farmer like your father, and your father before him. In addition to this, the sheltering of the whole society is scary. Not in this particular case, but also of that of the Church of the Netherlands here in the Valley. From what I understand it's a very closed society. You work for people within the community, and seldom go outside of it.

I ask this: what happens when some child does decide that they wish to explore the world outside, or wish to pursue some interesting things that they might have stumbled across that the education for is simply not available in the community?

If someone has been raised in the community all their lives, been sheltered from anything that the community or religion feels is "bad" (my dealings with this society is that we provide the internet connectivity to a school and we have the banning/blocking software they use). What happens when they decide that astro-physics rocks their world, and that they are going to pursue further education at UBC. How would happen? Several senarios come to mind. Maybe they are completely discuraged from it, and remain in the community. Maybe they do go.. but think about the implications of a totally sheltered person going to a place like a university. Sheltered like these people appear to be seems to be (based on their net connection style) that they are not exposed to "bad" things. Nothing un-clean passes into their network, so they are not given the opportunity to see if the net is evil or not.

If someone comes to me and tells me that the Internet is evil, that's fine, as long as they can tell me why. "Because my teacher/father/mother told me" is not an acceptable answer. Children are smart, smarter than we think I think, and should be allowed to choose for themselves. Obviously this is not something to apply globally, or without supervision, but it is something I believe. I was given choices in my life, and my parents never tried (as I remember) to prevent me from finding out things for myself. If I asked what the hollocost was, they would explain to their knowledge at a level that I at whatever age could understand, and then maybe a book was pulled out, or a trip to the library ensued. I was not sheltered. I feel sorry for people who are.

Now I'm off to bed, as I have a party to get togeather (and a battery for the underground parking to get).

November 29, 1998

11/29/98

Well, I've not been here for a while, but I figured I'd do a quick update now I have a few minutes.

First. The ufies site is back! ufies.userfriendly.org works again! Course, due to some magic and some advice from an unnamed source, my old sites of ufies.ml.org and arcterex.ml.org work again too. Not that I can get to them right now of course :(

Hmm... some helpful advice I was given, and shall always remember:

  1. Thou shall not date thy ex-girlfriends friends
  2. Thou shall not date the turnips friends
  3. Thou shall not use frames
  4. Thou shall not drink Canadian when there is Guiness available
  5. Thou shall attend a woman with an IQ higher than 40....

... a word for a wize....

February 12, 1998

2/12/98

later...

Have I mentioned I hate cars? Well, dropping my carpool off today, in the timeit took for me to get from my parking lot to the school to drop off an assignmentit broke. The connection from the pipe to the muffler disapeared. Great. Idon't know if this is something that requires justa weld, a new pipe, a newmuffler, or both. Either way I'm going to work tomorrow at the normal time,with the windows rolled down so I don't die of carbon monoxide poisioning.

My car sounds much more manly today.

Too bad I didn't want it to sound more manly.

Good thing I get paid tomorrow, and that I'm getting full time now. I supposethat Fate(tm) wouldn't want me to have actually accumulated any money to keepin reserve would it? Nooooo.... keep the money going outas fast as it comes in no matter how much he makes!

And I'll end this update with an obligatory "Feh!"

earlier....

More semi-interesting news and thoughts:

Got some clothes the other day. I finally decided that wearing the same5 white work shirts that I've worn the last 3 years or so was not so cool, so I went out and spent a lot of money on some new pants, a couple niceshirts and a $30 tie. The results of this are that I now have nice workclothes, date clothes shouldd the need ever arise again, and I look great. Factis that I'm now a virtual chick magnet (if not a literal one).

Or so the theory goes anyway :-)

Interesting thing with the pants. They have some strange mechanism that I'mnot familiar with. To close them, not one but two buttons are needed, the secondone being on the inside. You have to close the inner button first, then theouter one. The way that the material the outer button is on is arranged makes it a Bad Idea to only secure the second, outer button. I suppose that

Truncated due to a screw up :(

December 17, 1997

12/17/97

First of all:

Happy Birthday Milla Jovovitch!!!!

(like I said, exactly one month younger than me :-)

Secondly, I finished Quake2 on medium level. Now what?

Guess I'll go and finish it on the hard level now.

December 2, 1997

12/02/97

Quake2 went gold yesturday... oh god I'm all hot and bothered now...

Well, it's down to a term paper (due on the 19th) and an AI project (due next week). Oh, and those pesky little "final" things, who who cares about those????

God help me I feel slightly relaxed today... I wonder what is wrong with me!?

Later...

Just got back from seeing Starship Troopers (again). I like it! And since seeing it, and the movie Dragonheart, I'm now also obsessed with Dina Meyer, the fiery redhead from both movies...

Pause for a moment of contemplation...

Ok, I'm back now :-) Anyway, a studying I will be....

November 28, 1997

11/28/97

Ok, lotsa stuff for my avid readers. My term paper is going slowly, but at least the draft that is due at the end of the month is going to be done enough to pass as a draft. That and calculus.... and my AI project. Bleah!

Got a call back re my job application at BCTel tech support, asking for my SIN. That is a good sign I think, but still no definite word. Ah well... the place is so unionized (outside the tech support department), that there is now a grievance filed by the union because someone moved a modem from one computer to another without calling a hardware tech/union person!!! My god, I mean that is so stupid it's not funny. Course, for 2x the $ I'll deal with it :-)

#CGFH

My IRC channel, #cgfh (computer-geeks-from-hell) got it's bot!!! A studly W arrived in the following fashion, and showed me he thought I rocked:

[17:59] *** W (cservice@undernet.org) has joined #cgfh
[18:00] *** Uworld.undernet.org sets mode: +o W
-> *w* access #cgfh
[18:01] -W- USER: Arcterex (*!*blah@*.blah.ca) ACCESS: 500 LMPU

I also was working on a #cgfh web page and logo... take a look at my 3dsmax work at http://www.northco.net/alan/cgfh

A full page will be up (maybe) later tonight.

Garth

I'm also working on a review of the new Garth Brooks album. Just doing the graphics for the background now, trying to duplicate the back of the album cover now.

12:45am Ok, so it's technically tomorrow, but who cares. My review of Sevens is done. Please read, enjoy, take advice, or ignore me. I worked for a while on this so I hope you get something out of it. Of course, none of the people I know who actually read this listen to country, but *shrug*.

Oh, got my car back too, with the door, window and lock fixed. My trunk release was also disconnected, so you now need either a key to get to my cd-changer or to bash the shit out of my trunk. Hell, living here both are plausable :-)

Last thing before I turn in, a very cool (3dfx) game demo was released. Here is the demo, Graphic Simulations put it out and PCME has a review of it (somewhere).

November 27, 1997

11/27/97

Dilbert fans rejoice! The Real Life&tm; suits are just as real as those in the strip: http://www.sjmercury.com/dilbert

Things I'm proud to say I've learned in the last little while:

  • The ability to drink coffee black
  • I can live quite comfortably on 4 hours of sleep a night
  • Breakfasts that consist of a peice of toast work just fine
  • McDonalds lunchs 4 days a week
  • Weekend breakfast at 11am, supper at 4 and still not a rack of bones!
  • School has taught me to BS with the best of them.
  • Term papers done a day before, and still getting good marks
  • Assignments started at 10pm the night before they are due and still getting good marks (and an hour or so of sleep too!)

I still have to get my new HP up and done. Well, I have what it should look like in my head, it's just a matter of my ability to create the graphics that will fullfil my vision....

November 7, 1997

11/07/97

Something I like, from Microserfs by Douglas Coupland:

"It starts out young - you try not to be different just to survive - you try to be just like everyone else - anonymity becomes reflexive - and then one day you wake up and you've become all those other people - the others - the something you aren't. And you wonder if you can ever be what it is you really are. Or you wonder if it's too late to find out."

October 23, 1997

10/23/97

I learned 2 cosmic truths this morning:

  • There is nothing cuter than a kitten waking up snuggled in a sock drawer
  • There is nothing uglier than a man in the process of removing a goatee

October 3, 1997

10/3/97

I'm bored, bored, bored. It's Friday and it's slow. I've been aimlessly surfing for a while now. I even am on hold with my ISP to bitch about their totally lame lack-of-a-real-FTP-server. Sheesh, I can't even type in wit and wisdom here... maybe it's because I'm sick, my throat is sore, and I feel like crap. Here are some sites I've come accross that may be of interest:

  • sCary's Shuga Shack - Quake info
  • Chips'n'Dips - General Linux news
  • IE4.0 - What a piece of crap! Guy at work here has it and tried to delete 18,000 records in the explorer, took about 30 minutes or more, that is before it crashed at 99% or so. Thanks Bill.
  • Jasper's Half Life Page - Info on a new 3d shooter, Half Life
  • BONC - A page dedicated to getting Bev and Jean-Luc togeather
  • Another BONC Page - brought to you by popular demand
  • JJLL - A page dedicated to getting Julian and Jadzia (from ST:DS9) togeather
  • Jedi Knight - was up till 12:30 last night finishing off the demo that is available of this awsome new 3d shooter.... 20 MB download, but worth it (IMHO).

Hmm... now what. Still on hold with my lame ISP. Lovely.... and oh my lord it's only 11:15am :( feels like 2 or 3 in the afternoon.

September 30, 1997

9/30/97

Happiness is a working Dust Buster.

Oh, and a clueless moron came into #north last night and asked a friend of mine her age and then if she had a boyfriend. Of course, I had to jump in....

August 27, 1997

8/27/97

We're back and alive!

... and due to a lack of food in the house, and the need to shave this morning, I didn't get breafast, and my lunch consists of one of those really cheap and bad for you noodles packs (not even a Mr. Noodles at that). I think most of the day I'll be living on coffee and hot choclate.

On the bright side, I got 32meg RAM at work now.

August 23, 1997

8/23/97

Forgot to mention last update... I was woken up at 4am the night we left by a cat on my porch, yowling. I tried to ignore it but it wouldn't shut up. I finally relented and let it in, hoping it would just sleep on my bed and let me sleep for another half hour or so... but no luck. The stupid thing wasn't thirsty, hungry (I tried to feed it cereal), or needing to sleep. It just kinda wandered around while I got ready for pick up at 6am, then when Darren and Pam came, I just left him outside, and he seemed to wander off a little when he realized that I was not staying.

Well, today we went to the zoo. After getting up to watch Saturday morning cartoons. Went out to lunch, went to the zoo ($9.50!), and all the animals were either not there, or asleep :-(

Now there is a big party about to happen, and if I do any more updates I will be in an inebriated state... so now I'm just waiting for the rest of the folks to show up (sept, squidnerm, eps, etc).

This is Alan, signing off... see you later!

August 22, 1997

8/22/97

Well, if you haven't have guessed, we made it to Calgary. Darren drove for the first 500km (to Revelstoke). I almost only killed us once on the drive (got distracted trying to cut off Darren's feet with the power windows, the car pulled left, the car went off the road, on the road, off the road and back on the road).

We stopped in Lake Louise on the way, wandered down, took a couple pictures, said "yes, this is a nice lake," and left :-) When we arrived here (Carole's house), and told that story it was pretty much agreed that that was what they figured we would do. The ride was uneventful for the most part. Pam slept, I dozed, read Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and started designing my help desk database system I'm going to start work on for my work (and my final project for my school course. Yes, I know I'm a geek.

Anyway, got here, slept eventually. Today we went up to the dinosaur museum in Tyrell, or Drumheller, I'm not sure which one. It was pretty interesting, and warm... and flat, very flat. The one hill they have (a minute hill btw), has one of those hill signs at the top. Darren and I thought that was pretty amusing.

After getting back from Drumheller around 3, we headed into downtown, watched a movie crew start filming something at the bank of Nova Scotia, (nice tie Sept!), and headed back. Dinner at the Olde Spahgetti Factory, and Skipee was forced to skip around the room. Pictures will be coming soon anyway. So now, as I'm typing this up, everyone (almost everyone) is downstairs or at the neighbors fire. Tomorrow night there will be a big do here, with everyone from around here. It promises to be exciting anyway.

Now, I'm off to go back downstairs, talk a bit, drink another beer, and go to sleep.

August 18, 1997

8/18/97

Bloody hectic day. Actually managed to sleep in till 9:30. Called a lawyer, and the only appointment I could get right away was at 10:30. Called Brian (my taxi), but his phone was busy until 10:20. Called ICBC and got an appointment for 3:30. Basically the lawyer doesn't deal with the car, just the personal injuries (and takes 1/3 of the settlement plus tax). I don't know if I'll use a lawyer, I'll see how I feel when we get back from Calgary. After the lawyer, we hit the doctor, and Brian made an appointment, and I found out that he wasn't taking new patients :-( After that we hit the police station, and they said basically, "we don't care." So much for that. I found out that ICBC can tow my car in, so I just went to the appointment without it. Brian noticed a sign in the adjusters office that said Thinking of calling a lawyer? Give me a chance first! I thought that was kinda funny.

I signed a thing that said basically if they determine it's a write-off they can junk it. So after ICBC we headed back to Brian's to take out the deck, CD-changer, amp, and all the other little bits that I'd accumulated throughout the years. If it's not a write-off it's gonna be hellish to put the car back togeather :-( My neck feels better though, not as sore as yesturday. I just ate too, for the first time today. I guess being in constant motion from the time you get up to the time will cause one to forget about food.

July 22, 1997

7/22/97

Well, I installed NT 4 over the weekend. Works nice on my P188 with 32 meg RAM. I did crash it this morning though :-). My DE200 NIC died over the weekend though... so I was late this morning because I was trying to read manuals, change jumpers, and see if the little light on the back would come on. It was quite annoying to tell you.

Went shopping with my girlfriend last night (1 year, one month, 2 days as of today btw, thankyouverymuch). I got a new pair of jeans, she got a whole new outfit, shoes, etc (and oh man did she look good!)... anyway.

Thinking of going to see Jackie Chan's latest movie, Operation Condor again tonight.... it was so good when I saw it opening night, I have no qualms about seeing it again. It was (as far as I understand) a re-release from '91 or so, but was still an awsome movie... might even buy it when it comes out on video. Speaking of buying videos, I got Sneakers over the weekend, still a good movie. Now I just have to get the other geek movies, like The Net, Hackers, War Games, etc.

Did I mention Realtors are bloody idiots? I just got a call from a lady trying to get information on a complex. She said she's only getting one unit coming up, unit 54. "What information did you put in the search?" "I put xxxx, blah street, and unit 54...". I hope I sounded angry enough when I said (yelled) "Well, obviously if you put in the unit number you'll only pull up that property"*click*.