About a month ago I bought a set of "premium" apple headphones for use with my iPhone. The default iPhone headset had been the victim of being crushed under my laptop, and the microphone/clicker wasn't clicking properly. I figured why not. Two days ago the clicker and microphone on the new, premium, expensive headphones stopped working. Aside from the fact that this is the same issue as before, I was a bit perturbed. So I call the store that I got them from. First they told me I'd have to go through apple, but when pressed (as in "I bought them a month ago and they're not working, why the hell can't I just bring them back for exchange?!") they said I could bring them back, but they were out of stock. I told them to order them in, but that I would deal with Apple and if they could help me, that'd be fine.

Based on my previous Apple support experience, I figured this would be a quick 5 minute call which would end up in waiting a couple of days for boxes to be delivered to the right places, and all would be fine.

This is where my troubles started.

Call number two somehow thought I had said "yes" to the "speak to me in french" option, and I ended up screaming at the french voice.

Call number three started better, I got to speak to a real live person. The problem was, after I explained what the problem was, and how this was actually an Apple product and not a third party accessory, they couldn't find the headset. Thinking the guy was an idiot, I said no problem, I'll look for it at home and call back so I have all the information for them. To be fair, I was driving at the time which I probably should have realized was a bad idea in terms of looking up things, etc.

Call number for finally got me to the right place. I had the product number, and was talking to iPhone support. After a fair amount of explaining back and forth about how I'm using a set of headphones that are technically not compatible with the iPhone (the volume up and down clickers don't work, but everything else does). After numerous times being put on hold the guy almost was able to set up a repair for me, but wasn't able to because the iPhone support system doesn't have these accessories in it.

*sigh*

I told him to just pass me over to the iPod people if that'd work better and be easier. A bit of a pain, but if they can pass me over to someone who can finish the job in a few minutes, all the better. I even got my case number so I didn't have to re-explain everything again.

I spent the next few minutes re-explaining everything again.

This guy seemed almost more worried that my iPod (which I had and gave the serial number for, as it seems that accessories, regardless of when they are bought, are under the iPod "account") was almost out of it's warranty period. Eventually we got things more back on track, and after being on and off hold another few times, and after far too long of him explaining how the return procedure works ("you get a box with new headphones in it, take them, put the old ones in their place, put the shipping label on it, call Fedex to pick it up and send it back to apple"... see, explained), we got to the address confirmation for the shipping.

"Oh, you're in Canada" he said surprised. "Yes," I said, I called the Canadian Apple number." What the fuck??

So this guy (and now this is about 50 minutes into the phone call) transfers me to Canada. He does this though, without any information for the person he's transferring me to, just sends me to the Canadian iPod support line.

The nice lady Laura takes my explanation about why I might be sounding a bit "snippy" in stride, and after being giving my case number, and then me re-explaining things yet again, puts me on hold for 10 minutes. When she finally gets back I'm transferred yet again to Don, who assures me that the buck stops here and he will get this dealt with for me.

I believe Don. He's from PEI and I hear those guys always tell the truth. After re-explaining what's going on, and a bit of venting, I get put on hold for another 10 minutes. After he gets back, and apologizes to me for being put on hold, we're ready to go. Unfortunately Don also doesn't have the details for my case, and is under the impression that I'm replacing the original in-the-box headphones, so I give him the case number and product number again (I know the product number for the headphones off by heart now, MA850, as they are actually not that easy to find through the Apple Store, go on, try it).

Then I get put on hold again. I'm now over an hour and a half into the call. It's now 9 minutes later and I'm still on hold. I could have watched a movie in this time. Heck, in the time since I started blogging this I could have watched almost all of an hour long TV show (excluding commercials).

So after another eternity on old I spoke to Don again. The silver lining though, was the first thing I was told "it's all dealt with". This is good news. A new set of headphones is on the way, no more information is needed, and outside of getting a new case number and repair number, and a direct contact line to Don, that was it. He laughed off my ha ha only serious suggestion that sending me an iPod Shuffle for my troubles, apologized a bit more, and let me go.

Total call time: 1h 51m
Resolution: Success
Blood Pressure: Elevated but falling.

Now, on to the spoilers and bitchings!

1. Time travel. This was done in the movie for a few reasons, partly to facilitate the whole issue of having the "new" Star Trek follow the "old" Star Trek's timeline. What fun would it be to have the "new" crew doomed to repeat the same stories as the "old"? The whole time travel thing was handled fairly nicely, allowing Leonard Nimoy return (fantastic by the way), and allowing the new crew to veer off into their own path (and hopefully successful series of movies!).
   


2. Light Blooms. Come on JJ, I know they look cool, like lens flare in early video games when video cards got enough power to render lights nicely, but come on man, give it a rest. About the only thing visual that I could find fault with amidst the abso-f-n-lutely awesome special effects.
   


3. Last thing is my biggest real complaint.... Uhura. Wonderfully cast, a great actress (giving Zoe Saldana her props), but why why why was she kissing Spock? Seriously, even given the whole "comforting" thing about the whole "sorry your whole planet was blown up" thing, at what point would you see Uhura standing on the transporter pad, in front of other people, smooching with Spock. At what point would you see Spock doing that either, even being half human?!

   My biggest thing about this for me is it minimizes her character. Maybe minimize is the wrong word. In the original series and movies Uhura was never a girly-girl, never told to stay back when the men went to fight, never had to be shown how to do something, and was always as equal as any of the other characters. And for an a) African American and b) Woman in a series started in the 60s, that was huge. She was involved in the first interracial kiss on TV! She was the inspiration for Whoopi Goldberg! Now she's the touchy-feely girl swapping spit with Spock in completely inappropriate places? WTF?!?!

   Hopefully she'll be her old self in the next movie.
   

So outside of my character, visual, and plot bitches, the movie was, in a word, awesome. Best sci-fi I've seen in years I think. Great plot, awesome characters (all the main characters, their taglines, and characteristics were captured perfectly), gorgeous visuals... all top-notch, a-1, grade-a. Go see it. I can't wait to see it on some huge TV screen in Blueray or something.

So yea, I liked it :)