Top Ten Signs That Linux Has Bill Gates Worried



   * 10 - New numbering scheme. Instead of Windows95, it is now Windows

     3.1.pl95.



   * 9 - His wife says he's wild in bed now. He is tossing and turning in

     his sleep, not just laying there.



   * 8 - Microsoft's headquarter moves to Finland.



   * 7 - Window's performance is now measured in BogoGPF's.



   * 6 - Bill's consulting with his lawyers on whether or not they could

     defeat the GPL.



   * 5 - 1995 is here. Linux is here. Something isn't.



   * 4 - Flowers sent to Janet Reno with a note saying "What's a little

     anti-trust between friends."



   * 3 - Renames Star Wars action figures as "Bill Skywalker" and "Darth

     Torvalds"



   * 2 - Whenever someone asks him about Windows, all he can say is "X"



   * 1 - He sent Linus the source for Windows95 with a note that says "HELP

     ME SAVE MY ASS!"



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Brian A. Lantz(brian@lantz.com)



Last updated: March 1, 1995