Everyone has somethings they despise about the Web. Well I have compiled a short list of the things that you will never see on this page. This list is, of course, all the things that I hate seeing on the web too.

Now, what you won't find on this page.

• Commercial advertising of any sort. There is absolutely nothing I hate more than seeing ads all over the Internet. Hell, you can't even go into the Usenet these days without finding about a hundred "make money fast" ads (in addition to the ones you get in your email). <Alan starts to reminisce> I remember when you could go into the porn newsgroups and actually find porn - not advertising! Oh well, enough of that... </reminisce>
• Java, Javascript, dancing icons, moving things etc. They are really neat, and look cool in some places, but:
  a) they are so overdone these days (everyone has them) and
  b) I don't like waiting 5 minutes for a Java 'tickertape' program to load - I have respect for people without T1's to their home.
• Frames. Yes, they are cool. Yes, if done right they are well done. No, they don't load well on a computer with low memory, and No, on certain versions of Netscape, the back arrow doesn't do The Right Thing, and this can be annoying.
• Sex links, porn, other shit like that. Because of a page of humorous men and women comparisons I had (have) on my page, I was linked to the adult site of the day. Tons of horny little perverts came here looking for porn. When they didn't find any they sent me email of varying temperature. I told them to go away (and was even polite to one or two).
• Ever get tired of those under construction icons? Enough said.