Just the FAQs Please

Q:
Somethings.... erhmm.... different here I think.
A:
Yeap, tis.

I wanted to redo the graphics and hopefully make something a little more... appealing. Also, after thinking about it, I decided that since I'm not here 99% of the time, there's a lot of times (that would be 99% of it) when all you get to look at is a blank wall (even if it does have a cool guiness poster on it). So I went with a more frickcamesque look, and amuse more people, more often with me making faces in the pics or showing something interesting.

Q:
erhmm... interesting like uhmm...
A:
Like a cool shirt, a hat, or my latest addition to geek toys. Pervert.
Q:
Ok, phew. So what is this site about?
A:
This is a site where you get to see me, in a shot taken from my quickcam. It's updated whenever I feel like (daily maybe?) and contains whatever I feel would amuse you. Or just a bunch of shots of me looking bored.
Q:
Can you give an example of what we might see?
A:
Whatever I point the cam at. Sometimes you'll see me, my cat, my (stuffed) penguin, the ceiling, the floor, or whatever. I have a very small living space, so mostly the cam is on the top of the moniter pointing at the operator, with the bed and window in the background, so there's not a whole lot to choose from.
Q:
So it's pointing at you doing whatever you are doing at the computer at the time?
A:
Something like that.
Q:
Do I get to see you nekkid?
A:
No.
Q:
whew, so no nakedness... what's the point?
A:
Amusement. Yours and mine. Something to do with a cam and a smattering of talent. Fun for me, torture for you. Besides, now I can edit the pics in GIMP and show you really screwed up things.
Q:
There is a picture of a penguin. Is that you?
A:
Only before midnight.
Q:
What inspired this?
A:
The kind contribution of a camera by a friend of mine (thanks Jumper!), an ADSL connection that needed use, and sites like Jennicam and the FrickCam. I'm basically just finding a use for a very cool toy.

Q:
Do you do anything interesting? I don't want to just watch someone type. Dance or something!
A:
I only dance at gunpoint <g>

Don't worry, I'll do my best to amuse.

Q:
All I see is dark.
A:
Take off the sunglasses Pitr
Q:
I have a cam, can I be on your list of UFCams?
A:
Sure. Email me.

Q:
How do I set the whole thing up (I have a cam but it's not a webcam (yet))?
A:
Check out the Cam Howto. Basically it's how I set mine up on my linux box.
Q:
But I dont' have linux!
A:
Sucks to be you eh? Probably crash a lot too don't you? <g>

Q:
What is the reason for this faq? Did you write it yourself or something?
A:
Yea, something like that. At 2am. Now let me sleep.