Why the hell would I shave my legs?
It must have been from the talks with IamBro (who claims that all cool guys shave their bodies) but last night I dreamt that I shaved, or started shaving, my legs. There were no end of problems. The shaving cream didn't foam up like it shoud have, and I started on my thighs, not my calves (not that I know the right way to do it). I also gave myself a huge cut with the razor, really gouged it in... no pain or blood though. I think at one point some strange guy (pizza delivery guy? alarm repairman?) came by and I thought that maybe the sight of a grown man in his boxers shaving his legs might be strange and I should move to a more private location (I guess I was in the middle of the living room or something), but I didn't. I remember using a cup of water to pour over my legs, and / or using it to wash the razor off with. I think things started to go better when I decided to move down to my calves, but around then I woke up. No weedeaters in this dream luckily, cause I think in real life I'd have needed one.