I've begun to notice a few things that REALLY PISS ME OFF

And how about it, here some of them are!

• Spamming slime!
• Microsoft Frontpage, and the shitty HTML it produces
• Mondays (thanks to robert_frazer@mindlink.bc.ca for noting this obvious omission)
• Microsoft.
• Idiots.
• People who have only been on the net long enough to think that all addresses start with "WWW"
• How old it makes me feel to remember when good, popular sites had addresses like:
  http://generic.provider.com/accounts/people/jobob/alanspage.htm
  whereas now it would be:
  http://www.alanspage.com
  I do miss the old days... (I wonder how many people clicked on the above addresses thinking they were links?)
• People who don't want to learn something so that they can use it.
• The fact that the word "realtors" is copyrighted or something and they have to write it REALTORS.
• In the USENET, those "me too" threads for the list of 100 sites with dirty pics that are showing up in the computer newsgroups.
• The "Windows 95 vs. OS/2 vs. Mac vs.." threads that show up EVERYWHERE on the Usenet.
• AOLers, and basically all the people on the Internet who have no idea what they are there for.
• Stupid AOLers
• Especially the kind who are talked into buying a Pentium 200 with 64Meg RAM and a 3G HD, and all they want to do is write letters to grandchildren.
• People who stop at merges onto freeways, highways etc.
• People who just don't understand that there is a fast lane and a slow lane. The fast lane is if you are going faster that the slow lane or if you want to pass. There is no reason to be in it unless you are going faster than the slow lane!!! Especially if you are ahead of me.
• When I get blown away in Quake/Doom/Duke3D, or accidentally auger into the turf in a flight sim.
• Cold meatballs with my spaghetti.
• Cold feet
• Cold hands
• Cold hands when I hug a girl (seldom as that happens)
• Slow modem connections
• The MSN
• People at school who are taking up the only 486/Pentium computers in the lab to either check out the penthouse homepage or write their English poem, "ode to toe-jam" up on WordPerfect - when they are the only computers with the Compilers, debuggers etc. on them!
• Not being able to think of more things to put on this list right now (still).