Just got back from getting some (ironically enough) water in the break room upstairs and saw that they have a 274 page book on drinking water for sale (along some other interesting looking ones, including this one by the Dalai Lama. Almost three hundred pages to tell you all about how water is good for you, and how you should drink it. I’m good at bullshit, but I don’t think that even I could do that much stretching. Let me have a quick try.
Drinking water is very good for you. Drink eight glasses a day, everyday.
Notice how I added “very” in the first sentence and “, everyday” in the second? That’s about as much as I can say on water, and I got all of that from my mom and dad.
274 pages????