Night of the Telemarketers

Geez, three calls tonight, one offering me a deal on my current cell subscription and a new phone (“I don’t want a new phone, I just bought a new phone”) another from Primus, no doubt wanting to talk to me about long distance (“I told you when you called yesterday to take me off your list, do it right fucking now”), and from the friends of the police auxiliary foundation friendship center, or some such thing (“No thanks” “<pause> I don’t want to be a financial burden on you” “Oh, great, have a good night then” <click>).


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