Inspired by foz, I took the metal head test [archive.org link]. Thankfully, I’m only 14% metal head, and that only because I have long hair and own a guitar. Anyway, the website has some HTML I stuck here, as I’m proud of my non-metal-ness!
I am 14% Metal-Head.
I am a sorry kid, I am going to watch some more TRL and stay out of the mosh pit. I’ll only get myself hurt. I’m a lamer. A RUSTY BOLT, in the metal world. A poser. A -real- metal head would kick my ass if he knew I TOOK this test.
Well, I’m glad I’m not a metal head dammit!