Derek has a couple of good ideas on what to do if he were president.
I’m sure I could add a couple of things… how about a ban on excessive DVD and CD packaging for one? Ever buy a new DVD and have to get through the three of four different levels of wrappers they put on it? Also a ban on mudslinging during elections. Heck, a ban on all political ads as this suggests maybe! I’m sure I’d work something about female nudity in advertising in. And a ban on stupid people, except for the kind that miscalculate change and give you back more than you should get.