Freaky Internet Addict

In a fit of boredom, I hit a link that Cuv threw out…. The results are below.

I am 83% ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.

Whoa, am I ever addicted! I’m probably a little over weight with lots of
acne, feeling lost, and alone, trying to escape from my sorry life with an
internet life. I must crawl outta the basement, see the sun shining….oooh,
it burns!