Things My Cat Does to Abuse Me

Procedure that Corny uses on me:

• Wait until I’m sitting in my chair working
  
• Spend 5 minutes standing by the door and yowling like the world is coming to an end
  
• Wait for me to stand up
  
• Just as I get up stop yowling, slip behind me and get onto the chair
  
• Roll around in joy
  
• Recieve petting
  
• Sleep happily
  
• If I should be so arrogant as to throw his fuzzy butt off the chair, repeat from start