Procedure that Corny uses on me:
- Wait until I’m sitting in my chair working
- Spend 5 minutes standing by the door and yowling like the world is coming to an end
- Wait for me to stand up
- Just as I get up stop yowling, slip behind me and get onto the chair
- Roll around in joy
- Recieve petting
- Sleep happily
- If I should be so arrogant as to throw his fuzzy butt off the chair, repeat from start