Things My Cat Does to Abuse Me

Procedure that Corny uses on me:

  • Wait until I’m sitting in my chair working
  • Spend 5 minutes standing by the door and yowling like the world is coming to an end
  • Wait for me to stand up
  • Just as I get up stop yowling, slip behind me and get onto the chair
  • Roll around in joy
  • Recieve petting
  • Sleep happily
  • If I should be so arrogant as to throw his fuzzy butt off the chair, repeat from start