Laws of the Computing Universe

Along with such stand-bys as requiring the goat at midnight GMT not PST when debugging SCSI issues, another one must state:

If you lay off all your linux experts you will have to hire them back as a contractor at double their previous salary to have them help you fix the issues they were dealing with before you laid them off.

Or something like that 🙂

Update No, not employed with them again, working as a consultant. Sorry for the confusion 🙂

3 Comments on “Laws of the Computing Universe”

  1. from /~raven/Sysadmin/ASR.Songs.html
    ‘Twas on a Wednesday morning the SCSI priest arrived,
    With cabling, two goats and her bloody aaaaaaltar knife.
    Two sacrifices later the disks began to spin,
    The luser waited 20 hours, then he called us up ag’in.