Geekiest Analogy for Sex Changes

Somewhere in a conversation today at work about someone’s friend who had a sex change operation (female to male), when asking why you wouldn’t just use a strap on the following was said:

If have a female end and you want a male end, you get a gender-bender, you don’t re-crimp the cable!

Possibly the geekiest thing I’ve heard on the subject. Probably doesn’t make any sense to anyone, and is no doubt horribly offensive to anyone who has had a gender change.