Things to do as a Cat

First, find a pile of fresh laundry. Remain there until you are ousted by an older member of the household. If you’re the ouster, follow the laundry pile no matter where it goes. If after your successful ousting, you are then ousted by the naked monkeys (oh the indignity!) you can always go and find a lap and a hand to scritch your ears. If all else fails, go and steal a chair!