Dear States South of BC
Dear America, specifically the states immediately below BC;
Thankyou for your gift of the heat wave, it’s a nice gift after the moderately blah weather. However, I don’t want to melt, so please take it back. If possible throw it somewhere that no one will notice 40C temperatures, such as Death Valley.
Melting (currently 27C 80F, and 33C (93F) in my living room) BCers.