Rants

Rants on Stupid Reality TV

There’s a lot of really stupid ideas out there in TV land, most revolving around so called “reality” TV shows. Next time anything happens in your real life that’s similar to anything you see on reality TV, let me know. I guess they realized early that “reality” was pretty boring, and to make it worthy […]

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How Not To Start Sunday Morning

The scene: 9:30am, Sunday morning. Our hero got to sleep past two am due to annoying kittens and a large indian food dinner. The phone rings. Alan: Hello? Virus Infected Ex-Coworker: Hi there, did I wake you? A: Not really… [yes] VIEC: I have a virus on my computer and I was hoping that you

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Windows Can Be Secure

So today I put up a post on ufies with great picture of ad-aware on a badly infested system. The parent post used the headline of “friends shouldn’t use friends use windows”. I thought it was funny. Anyway, Dana took offense a bit and pointed out that this post was silly and you can run

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Sunday Morning Rudeness

Is it just me, or does Sunday morning at 8am just seem like the wrong time to be using a noisy skill-saw? Across the lane from an apartment building full of people? Or maybe that’s just me and my old-school values. Morons. Oh well, I was already mostly awake from the cats anyway.

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Hand Me a Fork

You know I must have some free evening time if I’m bitching about vbscript again. I’d forgotten how horrible it is, honestly. Read for more bitching.

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Do What I Say!

Dear Microsoft; When I set Mozilla Firefox as my default browser, I really mean it. I don’t mean that it should work properly for everything but a couple of your applications (specifically MSN messanger, but I’ve seen it happen in others as well), but in fact, it should follow the definition of default browser. That

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If One More Person….

If one more person sticks their head into our office and says something along the lines of “sure is dark in here.” I’m going to have some sort of breakdown. Maybe a sign rigged from the top of the door that we can drop down which says “Thank you for taking the time to point

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