Well, quite a non-productive but busy weekend. Had a BBQ at Derf VW‘s place, which was very cool. I picked up some car cleaning tips (I typed “cat cleaning tips” for a second there…. I don’t think they’d appreciate the wax though) and a very cool TDIClub.com – fahrfrumpumpen mug (out of which tea is […]
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I’ve got a Freakin Dent in my HEAD! Right below the hairline. Not a huge amount of blood luckily. I plan to tell the people at work it was a [Select Story]bear attackshark attackturtle attackgang of bikersprotecting a fair maidenrescuing a kittenCPR on a cougarfighting rabid batsassaulted by policehorrible car crash but in truth it
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Before I tell you abou the diving, this is what happened when I got home. Saw some un-disclosed friends outside and went to talk to them. One of the, lets call him “Joe” for now, informed us he was in the mood for a musical. I asked if he was a man or not. He
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Another weird dream last night, a really good one involving a small cabin, a bunch of derilict buildings scheduled for destruction, a wierd old man, some buildings that were only thin enough for one person to be in, Iambe but with two heads, a housefire that destroyed everything but the master bedroom and some of
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Quote Of The Week: “Given the choice of Coke or Pepsi, I’ll have a strawberry smoothie” — Silverstr, at dinner the other night. We have a freezer now. It’s in the living room. Where else do you put a freezer? I’m scared when they talk about getting a washer/dryer and bashing holes through the walls
Well, back and alive again today (yesturday), and I’m a fully certified PADI diver (yay). Sunday was spent on some (IMHO) minor skills such as navigation, some major but probably (hopefully) never used ones such as the out of air emergency swimming ascent, and using old ones (descend, ascend, etc). We had another few dives
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Well, survival was attained today in the first day of the actual pool/open water PADI tests. We all finished off the written part of the certification on friday, with myself scoring a whopping 98% (highest in the class if I may say so) tied only by Cat5 (who had to suck up to the teach
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Wow, judging from the amount of mail I’ve gotten over the last few days, I figure a lot of people are interested in hearing how Clinton was. Well, 2 or 3 anyway. I hope that doesn’t represent my entire readership for this humble little journal 🙂 Although Iambe has already posted her thoughts on the
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Why did I know it was going to be another of those nights…. First, yesturday, then this evening, then now. Yesturday me and Firefly were talking about the long weekend. Basically three things presented themselves as things that could be done. I suggested we drive up to Clinton for the day to see the SCA
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Well, I’m sorry to say it, but the weekened mostly really sucked. Started out with being sick Friday (some weird freak 36 hour cold thing (I feel much better now though, thanks for asking)) and it really didn’t get any better. My goals for this weekend were threefold. Sleep in and relax. Work on my
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